Redskins v. Dallas Turkey Day Edition Predictions

Redskins -17
Cowboys - 3

Jack, what has gotten into you? Dallas scores 3 points?! Stop messing with us like that.

****ing pumped! I want leftover turkey after a win sooooo bad.

I predict 3 things:

1) Being abnormally drunk prior to the game thanks to Thanksgiving.
2) Polishing off a turkey/cranberry/mashed potato sandwich by halftime,
3) Mother****ing pain.

Win.

Romo is either going to have a HUGE day or have a career worst day. Nothing in-between.

THAT'S how this rivalry goes. I think we will shut down the run pretty well, but if we can score early (STOP DEFERRING!) and go up like we did against the Eagles, I think we win and embarrass them at home.

Sadly, one thing I want ALMOST as much as the Skins playing for the postseason next Monday is to STOP HEARING this shit about the Cowboys playoff chances after they barely beat the Browns at home.

It has been disgusting. It was the Browns and you didn't look all that sharp.

Oh, you mean like this?

I just love that video... he literary has everyone on their team dump their routes to go after him so it was an easy toss there were three open skins in the frame of this clip. Griffs awareness is far beyond a Rookie QB. I am so so so glad we got him. Worth every penny and draft pick spent regardless of record... this kid will only get better as he plays, and he is already a monster. He is quickly making his way to being one of my top two Redskins play makers, which is a tough seat considering the #1 is the late great 21.

I can envisage a Redskins humiliation of the Cowboys the like of which we have never seen. This squad will actually 'get' the rivalry aspect and play way beyond their talents.

Either that or I'll be hiding under my friends couch, in the fetal position and cursing everything Cowboys related. That's happened too many times for me to want to have to go through it again.

I don't want a 2005 style victory, I want the Cowboys to be ashamed and their team to be synonymous with abject failure and misery from henceforth, the stadium looking like a ghost-town by the start of the fourth quarter.

I predict 3 things:

1) Being abnormally drunk prior to the game thanks to Thanksgiving.
2) Polishing off a turkey/cranberry/mashed potato sandwich by halftime,
3) Mother****ing pain.

Win.

Lmao. Nice! May all of your wishes come true!

Jack, what has gotten into you? Dallas scores 3 points?! Stop messing with us like that.
I know you were watching the Redskins/Eagles on Sunday because it was on during the same time slot as Cowboys/Browns. But I made the trip to Dallas Sunday and was in the stands while the Dallas offense stunk the joint up. Doug Free was a revolving door at RT.

I did give more credit to the Dallas "D" though. I changed my first prediction from 31-3 before I posted.

I don't think Skins score 31 on the Dallas defense, But they score enough to win.

ghost-town by the start of the fourth quarter.

It may not be a ghost town with all the Baylor fans there supporting Griff. I'm hoping it's more like a home game for him, Hell, he's played in there before, nothing new to him.