JoeRedskin
09-11-2012, 01:40 PM
So, two questions: (1) How did Nick Sundberg achieve "Star" status in Great Britain? (2) Why would you taser yourself?
The secrets revealed!!!
Redskins player plays two quarters with a broken arm - and says he buildup a pain tolerance testing his mom's tasers for fun | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2201410/Redskins-player-plays-quarters-broken-arm--says-buildup-pain-tolerance-testing-moms-tasers-fun.html?ITO=1490)
We have a drunk thread...right. In that light, it seems reasonable to find a permanent home for.....treasures such as this.
DynamiteRave
09-11-2012, 01:47 PM
Has anyone on this board been tasered? lol you don't have to explain why (you were drunk and belligerent and the cops didn't put up with your shenanigans) but just how did it feel?
JoeRedskin has advised me not to respond until the current disciplinary appeals process with the NFLPA and Mgmt has been resolved or Jonathon Vilma returns.....
Monkeydad
09-11-2012, 02:07 PM
Never been tasered but I had some electro-shock therapy for an injured ligament. That felt like burning pins being jammed into you.
I wasn't a fan of Sundberg early in his career after replacing the Red Snapper and his early struggles, but he's become a reliable long snapper and now I just think he's awesome.
We keep finding some real gems at this position. Are all team's long snappers insane? Maybe they just need to find ways to keep themselves entertained...it's probably the least-active position on a football team.
The Goat
09-11-2012, 02:11 PM
El Oh El Sundberg is all kinds of badass. Heal up fast and get back out there!
I wanna try the taser but can't because of a heart condition (reappearing murmur w/ irregular beat). Anybody ever had the feeling their heart turns over in your chest? First time I felt it it was like taking off in an airplane lol...
Monkeydad
09-11-2012, 02:13 PM
I have a ton of titanium plates and screws in me, so I might explode...or will they just heat up inside of me? :D
Not eager to find out.
CrustyRedskin
09-11-2012, 02:34 PM
I know not to get tazed on a full stomach.
I shows another good pick up by the front office. That pick has the George Allen coming out in Bruce Allen.
The Goat
09-11-2012, 02:37 PM
I have a ton of titanium plates and screws in me, so I might explode...or will they just heat up inside of me? :D
Not eager to find out.
lol that's excellent
Monkeydad
09-11-2012, 03:14 PM
Goat, you and I need to stay out of airports.