Home Depot Battle Royale

I already wired the place with enough C-4 to blow a mountain. I'm not taking part in the competition, i'm just ending it.


Womp Womp WOOOOOOOOOMMMMP

That's not in the spirit of the game OR the rules. I'm actually headed to HD this morning to grab a few things, I can just picture my convo with the associate.

"Hi there sir! How can I help you today?"
"Yes I'm looking for the most effective way to kill 9 people in your store....er...umm......a hammer. I need a hammer."

Well, while you're up in the ceiling with a cutting torch the rest of us will be hurling galvanized steel garden faucets at you.
You wont last long.

Right, lol. I'm hiding under a flipped over bathtub with a hatchet anyway so, roll with it.

I still would take my luck with a nail gun, box of nails, and a large compressor then hide out and take people down. Remember a nail gun holds two clips of nails for a total of 50 nails that I could pop off pretty quick. All you have to do is hold the safty open and fire away. The nails actual fly pretty straight out of a nail gun for about 25 yards. Pump up the compressor to 150 psi and you really have a weapon.

I still would take my luck with a nail gun, box of nails, and a large compressor then hide out and take people down. Remember a nail gun holds two clips of nails for a total of 50 nails that I could pop off pretty quick. All you have to do is hold the safty open and fire away. The nails actual fly pretty straight out of a nail gun for about 25 yards. Pump up the compressor to 150 psi and you really have a weapon.

yea but the problem here is how accurate are you going to be in the semi dark with it? Even if accurate up to 25, how much damage is it really going to do? I can see way too many scenarios where you pump 5-10 nails into someone as they rush you and they still hammer you're face in.

Plus it's super loud when it charges, alerting everyone in the store to your position and making you a super easy and probably one of the first targets. No real mobility trying to drag that sucker around either. The hit and run hatchet and hammer guys would have a field day with that.

you reveal your position every time you discharge the fire extinguisher.

Yea but with those too he can still be mobile enough to hit and run. A dry chemical extinguisher to the face is extremely unpleasant and disorienting but the gas mask guys are gonna laugh and stab you with there 12v pole saws, lol.

I dont like the nail gun compressor scenario.
You're stuck in one spot.
And if your air line gets cut before you kill all eight other guys you are toast.

I dont like the nail gun compressor scenario.
You're stuck in one spot.
And if your air line gets cut before you kill all eight other guys you are toast.

Agreed. My friend suggested using one of his items of some red paint and making it look like he's already been brained and when they close enough to inspect or confirm the kill, he buries a hammer in their forehead.

I have this quote above my desk at work:

"If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." - Sun Tzu

I'd hide and wait as long as possible and then blind side the injured dudes with a hammer to the temple. Never attack anyone heads up.

Maybe play dirty at the end. Set something big on fire. And then watch the moths gather. Hit them from behind.

It's really a game of making the least mistakes.

I have this quote above my desk at work:

"If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." - Sun Tzu

I'd hide and wait as long as possible and then blind side the injured dudes with a hammer to the temple. Never attack anyone heads up.

Maybe play dirty at the end. Set something big on fire. And then watch the moths gather. Hit them from behind.

It's really a game of making the least mistakes.


Agreed. You personally don't have to kill all 9 others, just have to make sure you're the last man standing. I'm a hit and run guy myself, wound deeply and move it along.

The campers would def be the ones to last the longest but If you choose maybe, a case of waters as an item, you could place one in an area and wait for a thirsty camper to try and grab it and brain him.

Because of this thread, my trips to Home Depot will never be the same.