Home Depot Battle Royale

heh. winnar

Staplerfahrer Klaus - Der erste Arbeitstag - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtFxsPcrhI&feature=player_detailpage#t=369s)

My new plan is:

3.5 Gallons Liquid Nails


6.5lbs Log Splitter


1000 Lumens Flashlight


Set a sticky trap, blind with light as they pause, and hack to pieces.

my god i'd pay a lot to see a well thought-out movie based on all this. or maybe like a reality tv show....

hmm...

first episode: you get to know the players and their backgrounds.

second episode: you get to take a tour of the home depot, it's intricacies, possible choke points and/or camping spots, etc. interviews with players and their thoughts on the layout. maybe a preview of possible weapons.

third episode: weapons. various experts (people working in different types of fields) explain their favorite loadouts, and how they could defeat the other experts' loadouts. maybe a brief strategy session with some of the players. or maybe even better, each of the playerss get to pick an expert to help them.

fourth episode: weapon draft. in this reality tv version, players also get a fourth pick: where they'd like to start the game. last segment of this show has graphics on each player's weapons, and where they start on a giant home depot board. teasers for the next 2 weeks' worth of action.

fifth episode: action. players get eliminated down to 5 from the original 10.

final episode: action. champion is crowned and given a 3-minute home depot shopping spree, bringing back the days where kids like me dreamed of pillaging toys 'r us.

it could work.

and oh yeah, Gus Johnson calls the action.

Also, this game should be how green cards are awarded

a 2x4, and amercian flag w/ a pole, and maybe a folding chair for good measure, hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Hacksaw Jim Duggan Titantron - YouTube

I think I only need two items.
A fire extinguisher and a ball peen hammer.
While you are reeling from an extinguisher shot to the face I spill your gray matter with the hammer.

i'd just collapse the roof.

i'd just collapse the roof.

Well, while you're up in the ceiling with a cutting torch the rest of us will be hurling galvanized steel garden faucets at you.
You wont last long.

Can't believe no-one suggested bringing in a "price comparison" with another store.

Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or3okI_mad8)

I think I only need two items.
A fire extinguisher and a ball peen hammer.
While you are reeling from an extinguisher shot to the face I spill your gray matter with the hammer.you reveal your position every time you discharge the fire extinguisher.

Well, while you're up in the ceiling with a cutting torch the rest of us will be hurling galvanized steel garden faucets at you.
You wont last long.

I already wired the place with enough C-4 to blow a mountain. I'm not taking part in the competition, i'm just ending it.