Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss

and other crazy stuff

Redskins’ Fred Davis’s Legal Mess: Harassment Suit, Restraining Order | Local News | Washingtonian (http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/redskins-fred-davis-legal-mess-harassment-suit-restraining-order.php)

and other crazy stuff

Redskins’ Fred Davis’s Legal Mess: Harassment Suit, Restraining Order | Local News | Washingtonian (http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/redskins-fred-davis-legal-mess-harassment-suit-restraining-order.php)

:doh:

a pimpette? :doh::doh::doh:

the Santana bit is freakin hilarious....i just wanta soup nazi Davis and say "no long term contract for you!!!"

'“It’s just all made up and flagellant,” Davis told the judge'

That's why you hire a lawyer, Fred.

He aint worth the headache.

I'm Alvin Walton.

IMO, his off field stuff is why Cooley will last at least one more year and Niles is getting a chance to play TE. Even though this case seems nonsense, he just seems to attract drama.

Sounds like they have video of it, bunch of nonsense and he sounds innocent. But I agree, trouble tends to find people who surround themselves with trouble. Needs to grow up and get out of the clubs and drugs..


The footage “showed [Davis] approach [Chaka] and reach for her in a calm manner but [Chaka] responded by throwing a drink in his face,” according to the police report. After Davis dumped the juice on Chaka, the footage shows Davis tossing “the container at [Chaka’s] body not causing any injuries,” according to the report. “The camera shows [Chaka] being elbowed by accident which caused the cut to her lip.” The report does not identify Davis by name but only as S1, or suspect 1.




But this quote is classic:

During cross-examination at the April hearing, the two armchair attorneys argued over a photograph of Chaka, a woman, and two men:

Davis: “As it shows, you also have your hand on his genitals. I mean why would you take a picture like that?”

Chaka: “I do not. Let’s look closely at the exhibit right here, Judge. Where is my hand placed in this exhibit?”

Judge: “I do not answer questions. . . . The witness does.”

Chaka: “Can you tell me where my hand is actually at in this photo?”

Davis: “It looks like it’s in the genitals to me. I mean your hands are on his genitals. Your hand is on his—”

Chaka: “Objection.”

I"m sitting here laughing my ass off almost in tears. Wow...lol


Thank you Fred Davis for the laugh. Man I need that, but you sure as hell need to hire a lawyer. Guess you saving that extra dough to spend on weed.

You guys trust this dude to remain legit?...lol



thanks for sharing this gem Smoot.

Yeah, that was embarrassing. I mean, I don't doubt that he tries to avoid her and everything, and I don't think he's in the wrong here, but representing yourself in court? Come on man.

Fred Davis is representing himself in a bizarre lawsuit | ProFootballTalk (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/06/28/fred-davis-is-representing-himself-in-a-bizarre-lawsuit/)


That whole sequence of him and chaka in court is hysterical