Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss

:laughing-

I have no idea. She goes back to homecoming every year because a building on campus is named after a family of her family? That makes no sense.

I feel like this should be a trial between two kids on Judge Judy, not between a high-profile athlete and a pimpette.

Judge Judy? Please...this is a job for Judge Sapp (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CFUQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fplaylist%3Flist %3DPL82CB6280CFD9D3AB&ei=dVTzT8i0CKL66QGcgtmqCA&usg=AFQjCNGe7YYyvoDMLgIb2q5N65ZDCYZrkA)

Yeah. I've already resigned to that and I'm just enjoying it from an entertainment perspective.

From that perspective it's definitely hilarious

Chaka: Mr. Davis, you said that you did not know me on a friendship level. Is it true that I have, that I have or have not been to your home?

Davis: You’ve never been to my house. You’ve dropped someone off, a teammate to my house but that was it.

Chaka: I’ve never stayed the night at your home?

Davis: You’ve never stayed at my house ever. Ever.

Chaka: I’ve never been in your recording studio at your home?

Davis: No. You’ve never been—like I’m not going to, I don’t know how—

Chaka: So we never hung out at your house and stayed the night over there . . . and watched episodes of Martin before.


this has to be my favorite bit of transcript so far

this has to be my favorite bit of transcript so far

Agreed. I laughed so hard, my yuengling came out of my nose.

Judge Judy? Please...this is a job for Judge Sapp (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CFUQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fplaylist%3Flist %3DPL82CB6280CFD9D3AB&ei=dVTzT8i0CKL66QGcgtmqCA&usg=AFQjCNGe7YYyvoDMLgIb2q5N65ZDCYZrkA)

I keep forgetting about Judge Sapp, but he's the perfect judge for this. Imagine the ratings if he made Davis and Chaka settle the dispute using the Wheel of Justice lol.

this has to be my favorite bit of transcript so far

The judge should just stop the madness and throw the case out the window. Unbelievable.

Clearly our negotiating team is impressed with his ability to represent himself in court and has decided to just get it over with.Maybe Davis can represent himself in contract negotiations. :cool-smil