Bleacher Report: What if The 'skins Didnt Have RGIII Today?

A breakdown of what could have happened...

What If . . . the Washington Redskins Hadn't Landed Robert Griffin III? | Bleacher Report (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1207642-what-if-the-washington-redskins-hadnt-landed-robert-griffin-iii)

Wow...what a waste of time.

Wow...what a waste of time.

HA! I thought the same thing. Bleacher Report is such a waste of time. It is written like a children's book with the large font and plenty of pictures.

What if Jon Beck leads the Texans to the Superbowl?

That just gave me a headache.

Wow...what a waste of time.

Yeah. But, it's the offseason. I didn't expect anything substantive and I wasn't disappointed in that regard. Really, it's just a hard candy football fix for the horribly addicted (such as I) incorporating everyone's current favorite flavor - RGIII speculation.

[Seriously, are their any relevant facts about RGIII in existence today that are not universal knowledge to us all. Does anyone not know all the facets of the trade? From the Rams call for bids to Holmgren's bitter sour grapes rant? What from RGIII's personal background is unknown? Is there anything left to report about his past physical abilities and accomplishments?]

It's June, nothing is happening except RedskinRat praying for computerized refs to replace those on strike. It's the long dark summer of our discontent ... I'll take whatever medicating drug offered that will help me make to training camp. In two or three weeks, I'll be begging for one more fluff piece on RGIII's Kermit socks.

What if the Redskins didn't have RG3 today? We would still suck.

^ See I can write an article too, mine just gets right to the point.

I told you to wait three weeks mooby. F***, now - thanks to you - I've overdosed and will be in withdrawal later. Thanks.

I just got some breaking news, maybe I'll share it...

Master of suspense.