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skinsfan69 11-27-2011, 11:04 PM Outside of Denver, Seattle might have the worse passing offense in the NFL. So with that being said, I'm not surprised that D. Hall had a good game. He should've had a good game. Now D. Hall, back it up the next two weeks!
over the mountain 11-28-2011, 02:31 AM im going to grow a beard.
that will give my life some kind of excitement.
even my dogs are miserable.
about 90% of the time i hate my life. do drugs, have unprotected sex, drive drun, hold a C average and date hookers exclusively.
doing lines with a paid for slut for the fourth time in 2 hours might be the best time of your life.
walking thru target with a coffeee hoping you can go to TGUF if your a good boy is no way of going thru life.
over the mountain 11-28-2011, 02:33 AM hate hate hate!
edit - i spent the 2nd half drinking bullit bourbon. really solid drink, i actually have a small replica bottle as a key chain.
neways, must have snoozed off there b/c i woke up and realized i peed myself. i went up stairs were i had a six of bud, puled it out the fidge, bottom dropped out and all but 2 of the six broke on the kitchen floor. i cleaned up as much as i could making sure i didnt step into liquid, ran out of paper towels (we need more paper towles), just left an empty six pack bottle holder thing in the middle of the kitchen tomalert anyone and then just decided to see what was going on here. (glad to see no negative threads right away)
anyways, wnet back downstairs and wouldnt you know it i got my socks all wet. apparently the pee had been so much it ran down the side of my fleaher couch and pooled up on the floor there btw m couch and coffee table.
nways, drinking the last one of two now warm beers. you know how your hands gets prune'y from all the water when washing dishes? well my feet are all pruney. not cool. i got about 5 hours till i got to work my butt off again. **** holidays, **** family people man, i kinda wish i could get arrested so i can spend a good 4 hours just slepping and taking it easy. boy im gonna do something stupid soon just to get locked up/ 2 hots n a coat (even though there aint no coat, and the food is just a nasty apple, thick hard cheese sandwich and a warm milk carton) .. ill take it
SmootSmack 11-28-2011, 06:12 AM Some things are better left unknown
mooby 11-28-2011, 07:50 AM hate hate hate!
edit - i spent the 2nd half drinking bullit bourbon. really solid drink, i actually have a small replica bottle as a key chain.
neways, must have snoozed off there b/c i woke up and realized i peed myself. i went up stairs were i had a six of bud, puled it out the fidge, bottom dropped out and all but 2 of the six broke on the kitchen floor. i cleaned up as much as i could making sure i didnt step into liquid, ran out of paper towels (we need more paper towles), just left an empty six pack bottle holder thing in the middle of the kitchen tomalert anyone and then just decided to see what was going on here. (glad to see no negative threads right away)
anyways, wnet back downstairs and wouldnt you know it i got my socks all wet. apparently the pee had been so much it ran down the side of my fleaher couch and pooled up on the floor there btw m couch and coffee table.
nways, drinking the last one of two now warm beers. you know how your hands gets prune'y from all the water when washing dishes? well my feet are all pruney. not cool. i got about 5 hours till i got to work my butt off again. **** holidays, **** family people man, i kinda wish i could get arrested so i can spend a good 4 hours just slepping and taking it easy. boy im gonna do something stupid soon just to get locked up/ 2 hots n a coat (even though there aint no coat, and the food is just a nasty apple, thick hard cheese sandwich and a warm milk carton) .. ill take it
I don't want to encourage anything to do with driving drunk, but otm, there's a fine line between a funny drunk story and things we don't need to hear. And you're delving into the latter category. Also, this would be better served in the drunk thread.
Giantone 11-28-2011, 08:20 AM Some things are better left unknown
lol......bet the family is proud!
Chico23231 11-28-2011, 08:21 AM im going to grow a beard.
that will give my life some kind of excitement.
even my dogs are miserable.
about 90% of the time i hate my life. do drugs, have unprotected sex, drive drun, hold a C average and date hookers exclusively.
doing lines with a paid for slut for the fourth time in 2 hours might be the best time of your life.
walking thru target with a coffeee hoping you can go to TGUF if your a good boy is no way of going thru life.
Drunk thread stuff. OTM you might need help
REDSKINS4ever 11-28-2011, 09:27 AM What a great game by Roy Helu yesterday! Who does this guy remind you of? Roger Craig, of course!
REDSKINS4ever 11-28-2011, 09:49 AM Jeremy Mills of ESPN Stats & Information passed along the order through the top 11, noting that a Pittsburgh victory over Kansas City in the late game Sunday would drop the Rams to third and the Seahawks to 12th. The order for NFC West teams would remain unchanged if the Chiefs won. Pending the Chiefs-Steelers outcome, the order reads this way:
* 1. Indianapolis: Peyton Manning's age and injury situation would compel the Colts to strongly consider drafting a QB.
* 2. St. Louis: The Rams' current leadership loves Sam Bradford. Question is, will the Rams' current leadership survive the season?
* 3. Minnesota: The Vikings selected Christian Ponder with the 12th overall choice in 2011.
* 4. Jacksonville: Blaine Gabbert is just getting started.
* 5. Carolina: Suffice to say, the Panthers are pleased with Cam Newton.
* 6. Miami: The Dolphins have needed a franchise quarterback for years.
* 7. Washington: Shanahan has young pass rushers and a young left tackle. He needs a quarterback.
* 8. Arizona: The Cardinals made a huge financial commitment to Kevin Kolb.
* 9. Philadelphia: Michael Vick's contract and presence would steer the Eagles toward other positions.
* 10. Cleveland: Colt McCoy hasn't done enough to deter the Browns from considering a QB early.
* 11. Seattle: The Seahawks haven't drafted a QB since using a 2009 sixth-rounder for Mike Teel.
firstdown 11-28-2011, 11:14 AM hate hate hate!
edit - i spent the 2nd half drinking bullit bourbon. really solid drink, i actually have a small replica bottle as a key chain.
neways, must have snoozed off there b/c i woke up and realized i peed myself. i went up stairs were i had a six of bud, puled it out the fidge, bottom dropped out and all but 2 of the six broke on the kitchen floor. i cleaned up as much as i could making sure i didnt step into liquid, ran out of paper towels (we need more paper towles), just left an empty six pack bottle holder thing in the middle of the kitchen tomalert anyone and then just decided to see what was going on here. (glad to see no negative threads right away)
anyways, wnet back downstairs and wouldnt you know it i got my socks all wet. apparently the pee had been so much it ran down the side of my fleaher couch and pooled up on the floor there btw m couch and coffee table.
nways, drinking the last one of two now warm beers. you know how your hands gets prune'y from all the water when washing dishes? well my feet are all pruney. not cool. i got about 5 hours till i got to work my butt off again. **** holidays, **** family people man, i kinda wish i could get arrested so i can spend a good 4 hours just slepping and taking it easy. boy im gonna do something stupid soon just to get locked up/ 2 hots n a coat (even though there aint no coat, and the food is just a nasty apple, thick hard cheese sandwich and a warm milk carton) .. ill take it
You might want to cut of your posting at around 9:00pm from now on.
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