College stories

You know whats really sad BDBhonzie? I still spend the majority of my time drinking, sleeping and playing Madden...LOL


Oh yeah, and I'm still in college (community)! God I'm a loser.....
it's not sad...you're just hanging onto youth...hold on as long as possible!

nowadays i spent most of my time working and sleeping...and wishing i could go back to college for the atmosphere and not take classes. a buddy of mine is having a quarter life crisis...he's 25 with a degree in business management and marketing, and is working the night shift as a warehouse clerk at SYSCO in Pocomoke MD. he still parties with the guys in our fraternity...drinks every day. he's a smart guy too...just not ready to grow up.

just enjoy life...

speaking of strip clubs...best one i've been to (having been to 2) is the Gentlemen's Gold Club in B'more...went there for my buddy's bachelor party and had a blast...one of the better places to blow a few hundred bucks.

it's not sad...you're just hanging onto youth...hold on as long as possible!

nowadays i spent most of my time working and sleeping...and wishing i could go back to college for the atmosphere and not take classes. a buddy of mine is having a quarter life crisis...he's 25 with a degree in business management and marketing, and is working the night shift as a warehouse clerk at SYSCO in Pocomoke MD. he still parties with the guys in our fraternity...drinks every day. he's a smart guy too...just not ready to grow up.

just enjoy life...

speaking of strip clubs...best one i've been to (having been to 2) is the Gentlemen's Gold Club in B'more...went there for my buddy's bachelor party and had a blast...one of the better places to blow a few hundred bucks.


I've been to a strip club in BMore called "Foxy Ladies", and I've heard of the one you're talking about but haven't been.........yet :D

I do have a story for the time we went Foxy ladies. It was a bunch of us....maybe 7 or 8 and we got pretty tanked before we went. When we get there, from the get-go the place looked sketchy. Maybe because it was in the ghetto. But anyways, a buddy of mine gets a lap dance, and I swear this stripper was letting him do anything he wanted. Sucking on her tits...the whole nine. We were all pretty surprised by that. So, when we're ready to go my friend gets up and he looks down at his crotch and it was all wet! He was so drunk he didn't even realize that he had "finished". To this day we still bust his balls about it. It was hilarious.

Good times.....

it's not sad...you're just hanging onto youth...hold on as long as possible!

nowadays i spent most of my time working and sleeping...and wishing i could go back to college for the atmosphere and not take classes. a buddy of mine is having a quarter life crisis...he's 25 with a degree in business management and marketing, and is working the night shift as a warehouse clerk at SYSCO in Pocomoke MD. he still parties with the guys in our fraternity...drinks every day. he's a smart guy too...just not ready to grow up.

just enjoy life...

speaking of strip clubs...best one i've been to (having been to 2) is the Gentlemen's Gold Club in B'more...went there for my buddy's bachelor party and had a blast...one of the better places to blow a few hundred bucks.

I've having that quarter life crisis too. I still love going to college parties and I still love to party with college aged kids. I'm hanging onto youth because just like they say in Office Space, we we're meant to sit in offices or cubicles staring at computer screens all day.

I've been to a strip club in BMore called "Foxy Ladies", and I've heard of the one you're talking about but haven't been.........yet :D

I do have a story for the time we went Foxy ladies. It was a bunch of us....maybe 7 or 8 and we got pretty tanked before we went. When we get there, from the get-go the place looked sketchy. Maybe because it was in the ghetto. But anyways, a buddy of mine gets a lap dance, and I swear this stripper was letting him do anything he wanted. Sucking on her tits...the whole nine. We were all pretty surprised by that. So, when we're ready to go my friend gets up and he looks down at his crotch and it was all wet! He was so drunk he didn't even realize that he had "finished". To this day we still bust his balls about it. It was hilarious.

Good times.....

Normally we get up and let our flags fly... never been "wet" after one though. HAHAHA, that's HILARIOUS.

note to self: wear pants that will conceal stains ;)

Or go commando in a pair of Adidas pants!:)

note to self: wear pants that will conceal stains ;)

What does good ol' MD have in the line of clubs? Anything solid?

like i said previously, I've been to 2...The Gentleman's Gold Club (highly recommend) and the Hustler Club (overpriced, but decent), both are in Baltimore. Haven't been to DC yet for any, but my fiancee's cousin works for an amusement vendor; his route includes several Glory Days' and Hard Times Cafe, and a few strip clubs around Springfield. So, if you've been to any of the more popular chain-type restaurants and sports bars in NoVa, chances are you may have seen a stocky 5'3" Italian looking guy taking change out of the MegaTouch machines and making sure everything is in working order...that's him.

Ahhh...the reason I ask is because my brother has a friend who lives in Baltimore and he's always asking us to come up and party with him. I'm just making sure there's a REASON to party.

Gentleman's Gold Club...open bar or dry?

Gentleman's Gold Club isn't dry...but it's not a open bar...they have a cover charge with a cash bar. i think it's like 10 cover and 5/beer. not sure about anything else, except for the tooter shots the waitresses walk around with...4 for the shot, but 10 gets you a piece of heaven...the shot taken off the waitress. and quite frankly, the waitress we had that night was down right hot...

when i woke up the next morning after going there for my buddy's bachelor party, i searched around my pockets and found a 10 spot...and yelled DAMN! i coulda had another shot off that gorgeous waitress (not exact wording, but trying to keep it clean)