Dan Snyder is Big Pimpin'

I can't believed we just resigned Albert Haynsworth, albeit at a slightly reduced rate.

lol,I thought this was pretty funny myself

Among its many other features:

1. Looks great from March to August, then fails to perform from September to January.

2. Can be replaced every three years by another yacht that will seem much better than the previous yacht, yet will quickly fall out of favor when another, even better, yacht becomes available.

3. Has an on-board courtroom to help pursue frivolous lawsuits at sea.

4. Includes a kid-sized bed so Tom Cruise will have a place to sleep when he visits.

5. The crew of 18 includes a manager named Danny. He cannot be fired for any reason, even if his crew repeatedly spills wine on guests, botches meal service and blocks the back of the boat during smoke breaks.

6. At $8.75, beers are a bargain.

7. Needs to be docked 10 miles away from Washington, D.C., in the middle of nowhere at a nondescript location with not enough parking and too few roads to handle the crush of passengers.

8. Won't be as big as the yacht Jerry Jones inevitably purchases

Yeah I say here, here. Spend your cash DS.

Sent from the House That STEVE JOBS Built R.I.P. 10/5/2011

The guy is a billionaire or damn close to it, so he can buy a $70 million boat if he so choses. Would love to see a pic of the yacht though.

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The guy is a billionaire or damn close to it, so he can buy a $70 million boat if he so choses. Would love to see a pic of the yacht though.


All you gotta do is click the link. I'd post a picture of it here for you but I'm not going to assist your laziness. :D

Snyder's got 99 problems...

But a boat ain't one.

I just bought one myself

Mine's bigger.

Mine's bigger.

Said the tranny to the customer.

Said the tranny to the customer.

I can't help it if my yacht is a tranny. It has a propeller where the exhaust should be.

Before the nuts start ranting about "corporate greed", perhaps they should consider the following:
Did Snyder have to pay sales tax? Do the builders have to pay their workers salaries and benefits?


Not even sure it's about that. I think the big thing here is the Owner's plea during this whole lockout fiasco is that they needed the extra money to reinvest into future stadiums, facilities, etc. Which we all know is a load of horse shit. They just want more money to sponsor their already lavish lifestyle.