But who's counting?

Never before has the question "but who's counting?" applied more.

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42? Jesu H. Christie.

I had a friend once who used to brag about how he did it 18 times in one day, but 42? Jeez. That's nasty. I feel bad for anyone who used to shake his hand.

I guess you could call him "The Master Baiter."

Wouldn't you be shooting dust after about 10?

But who was counting? Mother? Did he keep a log? Update friends on Twitter after each time?

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We all knew that slapping sammy makes you go blind and makes you grow hair on the palms of your hands. But who knew that it was the silent killer?

Oh....Man...I gotta' go wash my hands..........

Oh....Man...I gotta' go wash my hands..........

We don't need your updated count.

He had sticky walls and a stucko roof.

Did you hear the one about the father who told his son to quit jerking it?

Father told the son to quit jerking it or he'd go blind.

Son said to the father,"dad I'm over here."

Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Did you hear the one about the father who told his son to quit jerking it?

Father told the son to quit jerking it or he'd go blind.

Son said to the father,"dad I'm over here."

Thank you, I'll be here all day.


I'll be honest...tough to hold back the laughs on that one.