Alvin Walton
08-11-2011, 10:42 AM
to have bloodwork done and to provide a urine sample.
It was a tad embarrassing because after the bloodwork this perky little 20 something female escorts me into the unisex rest room and hands me a cup and a wet wipe and instructs me to wipe the end of my unit before I fill the cup and then to leave the cup on this little shelf and notify her when I am done.
I just stared at the floor and said OK no problem.
I did not spill anything.
RedskinRat
08-11-2011, 11:10 AM
Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?
Alvin Walton
08-11-2011, 11:24 AM
Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?
Try not to gay up this thread, mmmkay?
over the mountain
08-11-2011, 12:06 PM
About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .
so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"
say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.
Alvin Walton
08-11-2011, 12:24 PM
About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .
so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"
say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.
Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?
mooby
08-11-2011, 03:17 PM
Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?
Doesn't matter what you call it, what matters is the dog got a little relief. Good for him. I hope that nurse knew what she signed up for lol.
"So honey how was your day today?"
"Well I jerked off a dog at work, but otherwise it wasn't that bad."
mlmpetert
08-11-2011, 03:20 PM
Hot Tub Time Machine - Sup dawg, you own a BMW - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzoN-48VhMU)
First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........
firstdown
08-12-2011, 10:29 AM
First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........
Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?