Haynesworth Indicted On Sexual Abuse

You bet, all this while coked up with a needle hanging from my arm too.

I mean really, who hasn't done this stuff.

Like this?

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/6c7a6c7953739c4913743c00/cocaine-scarface-tbi.jpg

^ thats how im gonna look after learning we traded next years number to move up to get Gabbert.

SHANNY, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!

^ thats how im gonna look after learning we traded next years number to move up to get Gabbert.

SHANNY, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!

I will look like this...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sFD8p154uKE/TZ0p1sB54kI/AAAAAAAAAb8/JF29a-3v0qw/s1600/picard-facepalm.jpg

NFL.com news: Charges against Haynesworth could be dropped with plea deal (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81f8322f/article/charges-against-haynesworth-could-be-dropped-with-plea-deal?module=HP_headlines)

Haynesworth: Accuser "Was Just Upset I Have A White Girlfriend"

Yesterday, Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth was indicted on sexual abuse charges in connection with an incident which occurred on February 13 at the W Hotel. Haynesworth allegedly caressed a waitress' breast during the incident; the court documents, though, show that the encounter was far more involved than simply a wealthy sports player getting a little too handy with the wait staff.

According to the court documents filed by the U.S. Attorney's Office, Haynesworth pulled out a debit card to pay for his table's $811.23 bill, tapped the waitress on the shoulder with the card, then "proceeded to put the card down the center of [the waitress'] bra," and moved his hand near her breast and asked "can I do that?" After the waitress said no, Haynesworth allegedly moved "his fingers in circles around [the waitress'] left nipple." Upon being interviewed by a security guard at the hotel, Haynesworth said he "didn't touch" the waitress, because she was "a little black girl" and he "doesn't even like little black girls." Haynesworth later told police that the waitress "was just upset I have a white girlfriend" and that the waitress "was trying to get with me."

As Amanda Hess comprehensively points out, those suggesting that the woman's charges are bunk would be well-served to curb their victim-blaming for any number of reasons. Haynesworth's been offered a plea deal which would dismiss the sexual abuse charge if he pleads guilty to one count of simple assault, which might potentially save the player jail time -- the deal's on the table until mid-May.

It has been reported Haynesworth would not accept the plea deal offered by prosecutors....link

Redskins player Albert Haynesworth won’t accept plea deal, attorney says - The Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/redskins-player-albert-haynesworth-wont-accept-plea-deal-attorney-says/2011/04/27/AFLlkP0E_story.html)

Like this?

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/6c7a6c7953739c4913743c00/cocaine-scarface-tbi.jpg

A candid photo of the Redskins draft room taken during the Vinny Cerrato era.

Haynesworth Discovery (http://www.scribd.com/doc/54064438/Haynesworth-Discovery)

NFL.com news: Charges against Haynesworth could be dropped with plea deal (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81f8322f/article/charges-against-haynesworth-could-be-dropped-with-plea-deal?module=HP_headlines)

Haynesworth: Accuser "Was Just Upset I Have A White Girlfriend"



Really Al? Really? $100 million, the best lawyers at your disposal and thats the best you can come up with.

You guys have me cracking up with the Scarface pic and comments.


Really Al? Really? $100 million, the best lawyers at your disposal and thats the best you can come up with.

hahahahahahaha......you can't make this shit up if you tried.


..adding that he doesn't "even like black girls."


I say we keep him around just for the comedy alone.

I don't know what to say about AH anymore lmao

Albert Haynesworth pitched plea deal for sex abuse charge - ESPN (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6437272)

The hilarious part of this ordeal. The credit card declined....hahahahahaha



The card was ultimately declined, and another waitress took it back to Haynesworth, prosecutors say in the document.