Haynesworth Facing Various Assault Charges

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Hog1
02-04-2011, 02:04 PM
THAT is one "Non-verbal, hand gesture" you would like to have back when 6'6 350lbs of Big Al climbs outta' his sled to deal with you?

SirClintonPortis
02-04-2011, 02:07 PM
THAT is one "Non-verbal, hand gesture" you would like to have back when 6'6 350lbs of Big Al climbs outta' his sled to deal with you?

We all know he needs to take a 10-min potty break before finishing the task.

SouperMeister
02-04-2011, 02:11 PM
If ever a comedy was made about a dysfunctional sports franchise, we would be the model. If Shanahan fails to turn things around in the next year or two, I will resign myself to never getting to enjoy good football again.

SolidSnake84
02-04-2011, 02:14 PM
THAT is one "Non-verbal, hand gesture" you would like to have back when 6'6 350lbs of Big Al climbs outta' his sled to deal with you?

He'd be easy to whup or at least run away from. No cardio, no stamina. Let him swing a couple times and he'd be totally gassed. Even if you werent a fighter you could certainly run from him. No way he'd be able to chase after you. He'd make about 10 yards and then fall face down like he did on the field last year, he'd collapse from exhaustion.

MonkFan4Life
02-04-2011, 02:16 PM
Dear god, why am I a fan of this franchise again?


/facepalm



The hits just keep on coming.

You know there are 31 other teams to choose from right ? If you act fast you could be a fan of a Super Bowl winner ! I say shoot for the stars. But you won't stop will you ? Just like Chad Dukes and a lot of other fans, talk a whole lot of shit only to STILL be a fan. I love it when a fan questions why they're a fan only to stay a fan.

Either shit or get off the pot. I'd rather you go ahead and be a fan of another team and be happy, why stay in a marriage where you're getting your ass whipped everyday. Tina Turner learned,...you should too.

Ruhskins
02-04-2011, 02:42 PM
As a fan, getting smoked by the Eagles on Monday night or the debacle that ensued in the final two minutes of Detroit is more embarrassing than any of this (Snyder/AH, etc., etc.)

WilbursHomie
02-04-2011, 02:44 PM
There is a clause in AH's contract that pays him 500 grand for each traffic violation had before the super bowl. There is also a 500 grand "escalation" bonus he gets if he can turn that traffic violation into a minor misdemeanor. Way to perform Albert. Reach for the stars big guy.

Hog1
02-04-2011, 02:44 PM
He'd be easy to whup or at least run away from. No cardio, no stamina. Let him swing a couple times and he'd be totally gassed. Even if you werent a fighter you could certainly run from him. No way he'd be able to chase after you. He'd make about 10 yards and then fall face down like he did on the field last year, he'd collapse from exhaustion.

.......GOOD point. So your saying your average clerical worker could...escape and evade without incident...AND continue to taunt and antagonize without fear?
....Sweet

Longtimefan
02-04-2011, 03:20 PM
The hits just keep on coming :silly:

sportscurmudgeon
02-04-2011, 03:47 PM
LOL! can that be distinguished from a non-verbal finger gesture?

If you are of Italian heritage, you can distinguish a "hand gesture" from a "finger gesture" quite readily...

Trust me on that one.

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