My 2011 Redskins Off-Season Haiku

Slow week at work. Opinion subject to change whenever I damn well please (all responses must be in Haiku form)

Quarterback

Two Year Deal For Rex
Draft QB for the Future
A. Smith (for Dirtbag)

Offensive Line

Keep Brown and Heyer
Sign Davin Joseph, Draft C
Cut Dock, and cut Hicks

Wide Receiver

Keep Moss, Start Austin
Give Kelly One More Shot Here
Add FA WR

Running Back

Need a New Starter
Let Portis Test the Market
Keep Torain as 2

Tight End

Trade Cooley for Picks
Or Maybe You Trade Davis
Move One or Play Both

Kicker/Punter

Wide Left or Wide Right
No Hang Time and No Distance
We Must Do Better

Defensive Line

Need Youth Infusion
Trade Al for a Fourth or Fifth
Build Line Through The Draft

Linebackers

Mac Gone, Carter Gone
Need LB To Help Brian
Play Rob Jackson More

Defensive Backs

Bring Back Los and Buch
See If Anyone Wants Hall
Try Barnes at FS

another one down
won't win the next, well there is
always next next year

j/k, just for the gloom and doomers

F****** brilliant plan
SmootSmack you are my hero
This will be epic

double Shanahans
seeking return to glory
year two please improve

F****** best idea ever
SmootSmack you are my new hero
This will be epic

I guess 7 8 5
is the new 5 7 5 huh
that or you just fail

I failed big time.
Please go light with my beatdown.
Red ass treatment time.

:spank:

Redskin Jake Locker
more sexy than Bear Rexy
rookie of the year

Hope springs eternal
New year. Playoffs? Negative.
Scotch. Single malt, please.

Trade up and draft Luck
Win multiple Super Bowls!
Larry Michael sucks


Kareem Moore is trash
Need more defensive line help
Give Haslett one year

Hope springs eternal
New year. Playoffs? Negative.
Scotch. Single malt, please.

my man