Vikings Sign Ramsey

Clearly his talent is as unassuming as Bill Gates computer knowledge in college, or Albert Einstein. In fact Pat Ramsey may just be the Einstein of the QB position.

Ramsey's Theory of special relativity (qb - system):
If a QB of offense K is chosen so that, in relation to it, physical laws hold good in their simplest form, the same laws hold good in relation to any other QB of offense K' moving in uniform translation relatively to K
(in english: Ramsey's qb play is the same everywhere in any offense)


Ramsey's theory of general realitivity: the speed at which a QB's body will be placed at rest is dependent on the curvature of the DL sacking him
(in english: big guys hurt)


brownian Sack Rate - Ramsey predicted that Brownian Sack Rate of a QB in a backfield with an OL deviation T is characterized by a sackrate coefficient

SR = k(rhs) T / b ,
where k(r) is the Running for his life constant, and b represents the drag coefficient of the qb's arm speed

(in english: a slow qb, with a slow release is going to have a high sackrate based on the strength of his OL)



He is an amazing genius.



Is there an award for "Posting of the Year" on the Warpath? If so, let me nominate this one!

:lol:Poor Ramsey, that guy could probably press criminal assault charges against Steve Spurrier for the beating he took running Spurrier's ridiculous college offense in the pro's. He still looks jumpy in the pocket from all those sacks he took his first year.

:lol:

I wonder if he still reviews the "film" of ever Redskins game? AKA Tivo!

well, he is a football man so yeah probably

So apparently Jackson is going on IR and Ramsey will...wait for it..wait for it...start this weekend. HAHAHAHAH!!!

So apparently Jackson is going on IR and Ramsey will...wait for it..wait for it...start this weekend. HAHAHAHAH!!!

Thought Joe Webb was getting the start on Monday night. Not what we expected we signed up for Vikings vs. Bears on Monday Night Football in December

Thought Joe Webb was getting the start on Monday night. Not what we expected we signed up for Vikings vs. Bears on Monday Night Football in December

Cannot wait to hear Gruden try to spin the Vikings' QB situation in his terminally positive mode...

well, he is a football man so yeah probably
Blasphemer!

Thought Joe Webb was getting the start on Monday night. Not what we expected we signed up for Vikings vs. Bears on Monday Night Football in December

Teaches me to listen to PFT.

Thought Joe Webb was getting the start on Monday night. Not what we expected we signed up for Vikings vs. Bears on Monday Night Football in December

Wow.

-5 degrees...playing at the U of Minnesota's Gopher Hole Stadium...with Patrick Ramsey at QB and a defense that can't stop a fly...

Anyone at that game is an insanely-committed Vikes fan.


(or a Bears game showing up for the pummeling)

PR has not played in a game since 2008?
Yeow........