Vikings Sign Ramsey

where is offiss when you need him?

Minnesota, the 10th stop on the Patrick Ramsey Hall of Fame Express!!!

Leading to the question: How could nine other teams be so blind to his abilities? Damn that Steve Spurrier!!

Clearly his talent is as unassuming as Bill Gates computer knowledge in college, or Albert Einstein. In fact Pat Ramsey may just be the Einstein of the QB position.

Ramsey's Theory of special relativity (qb - system):
If a QB of offense K is chosen so that, in relation to it, physical laws hold good in their simplest form, the same laws hold good in relation to any other QB of offense K' moving in uniform translation relatively to K
(in english: Ramsey's qb play is the same everywhere in any offense)


Ramsey's theory of general realitivity: the speed at which a QB's body will be placed at rest is dependent on the curvature of the DL sacking him
(in english: big guys hurt)


brownian Sack Rate - Ramsey predicted that Brownian Sack Rate of a QB in a backfield with an OL deviation T is characterized by a sackrate coefficient

SR = k(rhs) T / b ,
where k(r) is the Running for his life constant, and b represents the drag coefficient of the qb's arm speed

(in english: a slow qb, with a slow release is going to have a high sackrate based on the strength of his OL)



He is an amazing genius.

We have to laugh about him because he's part of the dark era of the early 2000s & we once had such high hopes for him. Looking back, you have to give the guy credit for doing as much as he did here. He had some pretty good games.

He's capable of having a good game here or there as a backup, when he can come in & teams haven't game planned to blitz him to death.

where is offiss when you need him?

He's over on ES under the name hammer'in hog if you really miss him, probably preaching about his man love for Ramsey right now

Lets dont forget his pass to Santana Moss against the Giants, stepping in for an injured Brunnell. That was his finest hour.

He's over on ES under the name hammer'in hog if you really miss him, probably preaching about his man love for Ramsey right now
he was rather entertaining. you nose around over there?

he was rather entertaining. you nose around over there?

I mostly hang in the tailgate, the main forum there is way too fair weather and overreactive for my taste

Wow, they're really desperate.

No confidence in John David Booty? They kept him over Rosenfels and apparently liked him long term, then cut him. The Texans picked him up and cut him. He's apparently available and knows their system.

He's over on ES under the name hammer'in hog if you really miss him, probably preaching about his man love for Ramsey right now


I wonder if he still reviews the "film" of ever Redskins game? AKA Tivo!

Poor Ramsey, that guy could probably press criminal assault charges against Steve Spurrier for the beating he took running Spurrier's ridiculous college offense in the pro's. He still looks jumpy in the pocket from all those sacks he took his first year.