KI Skins Fan
11-17-2010, 08:18 AM
Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.
Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”
LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.
Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.
Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?
skinster
11-17-2010, 08:28 AM
Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.
Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”
LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.
Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.
Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?
Carlos Rogers should for a cell phone company, "Even carlos rogers can't drop these calls"
Ruhskins
11-17-2010, 10:25 AM
Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.
Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”
LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.
Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.
Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?
Actually, Joey Galloway might be nearing the age of the Medic Alert.
LavaRnChad
11-17-2010, 10:38 AM
They should do one of those lawyer commercials with Kyle Shanny on it. There would be a deep voice saying... "Have you been a victim of fraud?"
Jontrem
11-17-2010, 10:46 AM
Two positive ones:
Trent Williams for an insurance company him saying "protect what is most valuable to you"
Brian Orakpo for a Lawyer commercial "If you need someone to go after the big companies to get you your money call me, I'm relentless!"
firstdown
11-17-2010, 10:48 AM
This thread is a 4 on the Kinsey Scale.