Super Happy Unfun Thread!

"Rick Perry" — A BLR Soundbite - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDhDRvHaGs)

Finally, she's tightening her budget. :D

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/09/29/Mrs_Obama_shopping_at_Target2_110929.jpg

Michelle Obama shops incognito at Target (Photo) - Political Hotsheet - CBS News (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20113611-503544.html)

Campaigningm ploy. Wants to look like the average folk.

You don't find Hillary sexy? I actually did not know she had such a rack.

http://i.eprci.net/hillary-clinton-bazaar (http://i.eprci.net/hillary-clinton-bazaar)




Perhaps she should put her girls to work like the Democratic Left Alliance does in Poland:

Nietypowe spoty: Katarzyna Lenart SLD - Chcesz więcej? (striptiz) - YouTube


Polish Parliamentary Candidate Katarzyna Lenart Striptease Campaign Ad | Video | TheBlaze.com (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/too-far-polish-parliamentary-candidate-goes-topless-in-new-ad/)

The TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) was stolen! This happend right outside of Richmond (TTE?). I can imagine the thieves at first being excited with the score and then very quickly saying oh crap......

Thieves steal truck with President's equipment - NBC12 News, Weather Sports, Traffic, and Programming Guide for Richmond, VA | (http://www.nbc12.com/story/15716468/thieves-steal-truck-with-presidents-equipment)

a bird pooped on my hand as i was walking down the street wednesday. it was slightly raining so I thought "man that was a hard rain drop". a second later i thought "man thats a warm rain drop". look down, bird poop on my hand.

i debated whether I should just drive to royal farms and wipe it off with a napkin as I get my morning coffee. I decided to just turn around and walk the 20 steps or so back to my house and wash it off properly.

a bird pooped on my hand as i was walking down the street wednesday. it was slightly raining so I thought "man that was a hard rain drop". a second later i thought "man thats a warm rain drop". look down, bird poop on my hand.

i debated whether I should just drive to royal farms and wipe it off with a napkin as I get my morning coffee. I decided to just turn around and walk the 20 steps or so back to my house and wash it off properly.


LOL!

When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.

LOL!

When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.

Do you know Lt. Dan?

LOL!

When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.

lol yeah ive been peed/watery pooped on by seagulls in ocean city. theyre squirters. thats awesome you worked on a shrimp boat.

yeah this wasnt pee or watery. this bird's poop was solid, looked like a smashed acorn with small bits of brown nutty stuff. the bastard. it had better not be one of the 3 baby birds i let be raised under my deck neither. most birds look alike but i know what these 3 look like.

the nest their parents built is still up. i hope one of them comes back to try and raise its own kids. im gonna spit on them or something. filthy lil ungrateful ****ers

edit - the word that is censored out is ****ers

Extremely Disturbing Video: Texas Judge William Adams Caught Beating Whipping Daughter With Belt | Video | TheBlaze.com (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/extremely-disturbing-video-claims-to-show-texas-judge-savagely-whipping-daughter-with-belt/)

pretty vicious video. apparently the 16 year old daughter has cerebral palsy, she is 22-23 now. supposedly the wife got beaten regularly and worse as well and she got a divorce.

im not sure what is more disturbing. the 4 min beating itself or the comments. ill give you three guesses what political party "the blaze" markets to.