SmootSmack
11-23-2004, 01:06 AM
32 year ago today the Lord said "Let there be Matty" and lo!! there was Matty!
And from far and wide people came to see this child of the immaculate reception born in Brudlehem. The three wise men, Bozthasar, Crispiar, and Canuckior crossed the desert bearing gifts of burgundy, gold, and eyeblack.
Some 25 years later young Matty traveled to the peasant town of Raljon where Rat the Redskin baptized him in the Ramseyfan River. As soon as Matty came out of the water, he saw the sky open and Jack Kent Cooke coming down to him like a Mark Rypien spiral. A voice from heaven said, "740+ men and women together can't lose!"
And JKC said unto Matty, "Go young Mattias and spread the gospel of the Washington Redskins"
And Mattias said "It will be so. I shall spread the word and show the unenlightened the wondrous path to glory that is being a Redskin fan (well maybe not these days, but you know)"
He then turned to the people and called out to them "Come my children. Turn back to the Warpath and register. Then your sins will be forgiven"
And that is the story of the birth of Matty
Happy Birthday M-Dog!
And from far and wide people came to see this child of the immaculate reception born in Brudlehem. The three wise men, Bozthasar, Crispiar, and Canuckior crossed the desert bearing gifts of burgundy, gold, and eyeblack.
Some 25 years later young Matty traveled to the peasant town of Raljon where Rat the Redskin baptized him in the Ramseyfan River. As soon as Matty came out of the water, he saw the sky open and Jack Kent Cooke coming down to him like a Mark Rypien spiral. A voice from heaven said, "740+ men and women together can't lose!"
And JKC said unto Matty, "Go young Mattias and spread the gospel of the Washington Redskins"
And Mattias said "It will be so. I shall spread the word and show the unenlightened the wondrous path to glory that is being a Redskin fan (well maybe not these days, but you know)"
He then turned to the people and called out to them "Come my children. Turn back to the Warpath and register. Then your sins will be forgiven"
And that is the story of the birth of Matty
Happy Birthday M-Dog!