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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Commanders Football > Locker Room Main Forum > 32 Years Ago Today (The Birth of Matty) Log in 32 Years Ago Today (The Birth of Matty) Pages : 1 [2] 3 4 dragontat7169 11-23-2004, 07:36 AM Happy Birthday Matty!!! I hope you have an enjoyable day and your wish comes true!!!! Winskins 11-23-2004, 08:01 AM Happy Birthday Matty For all your hard work your prize is GIFT CERTIFICATE: (1) Winning game for the Redskins (valid until end of season 04') use it wisely!!! Daseal 11-23-2004, 08:02 AM Amen Brother! Happy Bday matty. we're all indebted to you for the wonderful creation known as thewarpath! MTK 11-23-2004, 08:23 AM Much thanks guys! Redskins_P 11-23-2004, 08:54 AM Happy Birthday Matty! Jamaican'Skin 11-23-2004, 09:23 AM Happy Birthday SmootSmack 11-23-2004, 09:41 AM Happy Birthday Matty, from my family to you we wish you health, success and longevity. Have fun celebrating:party-smi. Smootsmack where can I buy the audio tapes to more of your sermons ? :laughing- PREACH ON BROTHER!!! Coming soon....Can I get an Amen!!! Redskins_P 11-23-2004, 09:41 AM 32 year ago today the Lord said "Let there be Matty" and lo!! there was Matty! And from far and wide people came to see this child of the immaculate reception born in Brudlehem. The three wise men, Bozthasar, Crispiar, and Canuckior crossed the desert bearing gifts of burgundy, gold, and eyeblack. Some 25 years later young Matty traveled to the peasant town of Raljon where Rat the Redskin baptized him in the Ramseyfan River. As soon as Matty came out of the water, he saw the sky open and Jack Kent Cooke coming down to him like a Mark Rypien spiral. A voice from heaven said, "740+ men and women together can't lose!" And JKC said unto Matty, "Go young Mattias and spread the gospel of the Washington Redskins" And Mattias said "It will be so. I shall spread the word and show the unenlightened the wondrous path to glory that is being a Redskin fan (well maybe not these days, but you know)" He then turned to the people and called out to them "Come my children. Turn back to the Warpath and register. Then your sins will be forgiven" And that is the story of the birth of Matty Happy Birthday M-Dog! "The Passion of Mattias" Sheriff Gonna Getcha 11-23-2004, 09:48 AM Happy B-day Matty! Gmanc711 11-23-2004, 10:27 AM Matty, its hard to belive that two great people such as you and myself, strike the world within three calander days...