WP: Haynesworth will skip minicamp, wants trade

Anyone hear an update on his health? Sounds like we're really going to need him.


Saw an interview on csn washington he said he's at 90-92% right now he will be ready for training camp. CSNwashington.com: Redskins, Wizards, Capitals, Nationals, D.C. United & More (http://www.csnwashington.com/)

Paloffs? What? Paloffs? Ya kiddin' me? Paloffs? (http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qwq7BYOnDrM/0.jpg)

Fat-al Bert (http://www.timinganddelivery.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/gangsta_street_bert_and_ernie_rap.bmp)

These are both classics. Some are just mad they didn't 'come up' with them.

The name Fatal Bert makes me just as annoyed as it does you. Just how that s.o.b. makes me feel. Real irritable. So when he is finally done and gone, so will his name.

I bet he was a no show because his fat ass was too out of shape to pass a physical. Unless he and his agents are total morons, they should they aren't going to get anywhere trying to strong-arm Allen and Shanny.

I bet he was a no show because his fat ass was too out of shape to pass a physical. Unless he and his agents are total morons, they should they aren't going to get anywhere trying to strong-arm Allen and Shanny.

It's possible but would sorta indicate he's fallen to pieces (mentally/emotionally). I mean being the selfish asshole and screwing your team is one thing...not getting into football shape so that even when he does get traded to his new favorite he can't pass a physical...that would be screwing himself.

...actually that's fine let him go &*$# himself lol.

I'm not certain, but I think it started when an overzealous newb poster started a new thread and mis-spelled "playoffs." Now, everyone over there thinks its "cool" to deliberately mis-spell playoffs. I'm not sure that my mis-spelling is accurate, but its something like "paloff." Its very annoying and retarded. Kinda like Fatal Bert.

correct.. it was after our win streak in the 2005 season and some poster made the thread "paloffs is now!" (not sure how many !s there were anymore)

just became an ongoing joke

Been hearing he is on the lake.

Not workin out.

If he shows up to training camp ( granted he is on the team ) I say work his ass off. No breaks for the fat man.

Of course he will say he has a hammy or a lower back injury, and ride the pine watching all the guys who have trashed him in the media busting thier asses to be a winning football team this year.

The guys on one of the morning show on Sirius today ( Jim Miller and I can't remember the other guys name ) were talking about AH for an hour and a half. Basically the whole day was spent on AH and the Redskins in general on Sirius today.

Alot of guys don't believe AH has much value on the trade market.

He is creating a certain amount of backlash around the NFL and I doubt you will see a contract this front loaded in the future.

I still believe that Vinny is the complete moron who put this much money front loaded into the contract and we are now the ones stuck with a player who doesn't want to play and has all the legal right to take the cash. Although it seems so ridiculous to all of us (especially those who are struggling right now) the bastard has the right to do what he wants.

So do we fire his ass and just right it off as the end of the VC/DS era completely or do they keep him and let him be this big of a distraction?

I say get what you can and get out. This is just the last of alot of bad decisions made by the morons of the old guard up there.

Well that was a twitter report RT'd by some people. One guy said that he saw him on the lake in Knoxville and I think he heard that he's out there a lot. I'm not sure anyone has said that he's not actually working out though. Not saying that he is.. just that people are adding to the story it seems.

I'm not certain, but I think it started when an overzealous newb poster started a new thread and mis-spelled "playoffs." Now, everyone over there thinks its "cool" to deliberately mis-spell playoffs. I'm not sure that my mis-spelling is accurate, but its something like "paloff." Its very annoying and retarded. Kinda like Fatal Bert.

Ha, I'll be honest. That's the one thing over there that I kind of get a kick out of for some reason.

your right Truth.

That was the report. But would it really surprise any of us?

He showed up last year out of shape after he stated he wanted to come in here and cement himself as one of the best Dlinemen of all time. What a bunch of BS this guy is. A complete liar.