Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet

What is this world coming to?

Jared Allen abandons the mayonnaise-laden mullet lifestyle - Shutdown Corner - NFL - Yahoo! Sports (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Jared-Allen-abandons-the-mayonnaise-laden-mullet?urn=nfl,243862)

And Willie Nelson cut his hair too! At least Allen's planning to grow his hair back

I couldn't tell if it meant it was gone for good or just the wedding. Guessing just the wedding?

Mayonnaise-laden mullett? Is that a hairstyle or a fish recipe?

Mayonnaise-laden mullett? Is that a hairstyle or a fish recipe?
mayonnaise-laden mullet LIFESTYLE

it's just a play on mullet-bearers (re: rednecks) loving mayo (ketchup and dr pepper are also big on this list)

Mayo is good for the hair :)

I'm kinda disappointed in Allen. A true "neck" would have worn that Tennessee top hat with pride and topped it off with a tuxedo t-shirt.

Mayo is good for the hair :)

I'm kinda disappointed in Allen. A true "neck" would have worn that Tennessee top hat with pride and topped it off with a tuxedo t-shirt.

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That hurt when I first read he chopped of his mullet thinking he was getting a sex change. He does look a little gay in that clip.

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I have to admit I stole that from Jim Rome, cracked me up too when I heard it

Oh do i wish i had the nads to grow my Kentucky waterfall back. I sooo loved the buisness/party look. I had one in college and i had chicks by the groves. Im such a wimp. It tortures me often.