Too FAT for Hooters?

Woah...Woah...Woah...Wait a minute! Copeland's is gone?
Yeah man. I was sad as hell when I found out, as that was a great place to get some good food. It's been a few years now. The only one left in the DC area is in Columbia.

I think you are confusing your Raisins as a Hooters, double check next time you go.

haha nice south park reference. No seriously. It was the hooters in manassas. that is the closest one to here....

Yeah man. I was sad as hell when I found out, as that was a great place to get some good food. It's been a few years now. The only one left in the DC area is in Columbia.


Columbia is the only one I have been too, that place rocks. I love the duck dish there.

Now I have probably not been in there since 2004, talking Fairfax, but it seemed like every waitress there dated a cop and it was a huge cop hang out place. Not necessarily a bad thing it was just odd the level of LEO there.
the hooters type of girl is typically attracted to uniforms.. hence my future cheating military wife comment, etc.. between fairfax pd and all of the boys in quantico they seem to stay busy

I haven't been to Fairfax Hooters since around 04 or 05 myself.. hell I've only been to Hooters maybe once since then, Charlotte NC I think

Richmond VA had some stunners in one of the locations awhile back

the hooters type of girl is typically attracted to uniforms.. hence my future cheating military wife comment, etc.. between fairfax pd and all of the boys in quantico they seem to stay busy

I haven't been to Fairfax Hooters since around 04 or 05 myself.. hell I've only been to Hooters maybe once since then, Charlotte NC I think

Richmond VA had some stunners in one of the locations awhile back

I was gonna say, my buddy and I played in a Hooters-sponsored charity golf tournament in the Richmond area, and the girls from the Richmond area Hooters were present. Half of them were knockouts, and there were only a couple baddies in the bunch.

They actually auctioned off the girls as caddies. If you paid enough, you got the girl of your choosing to ride along in the cart with you. She could putt for you, drive the cart, or otherwise just come along and look nice.

My buddy being the mature sort, asked our young lady to wash his balls on every hole. She was an 18 yo gymnast and former cheerleader, so we asked her to do some handstands on one of the tees. It was a good experience.

the hooters type of girl is typically attracted to uniforms.. hence my future cheating military wife comment, etc.. between fairfax pd and all of the boys in quantico they seem to stay busy

I haven't been to Fairfax Hooters since around 04 or 05 myself.. hell I've only been to Hooters maybe once since then, Charlotte NC I think

Richmond VA had some stunners in one of the locations awhile back

I always wondered what their attraction was to me.

I was gonna say, my buddy and I played in a Hooters-sponsored charity golf tournament in the Richmond area, and the girls from the Richmond area Hooters were present. Half of them were knockouts, and there were only a couple baddies in the bunch.

They actually auctioned off the girls as caddies. If you paid enough, you got the girl of your choosing to ride along in the cart with you. She could putt for you, drive the cart, or otherwise just come along and look nice.

My buddy being the mature sort, asked our young lady to wash his balls on every hole. She was an 18 yo gymnast and former cheerleader, so we asked her to do some handstands on one of the tees. It was a good experience.

3-0 fastball down the middle....

3-0 fastball down the middle....

Oh it was intended as innuendo. She thought it was funny for the first two holes, but grew quite annoyed by the turn.

Nothing against your buddy but I cannot stand it when somebody uses the same joke over and over and over again.

Oh it was intended as innuendo. She thought it was funny for the first two holes, but grew quite annoyed by the turn.


That is what I would thing the hardest part about being a hooters girl or a stripper is just the consent BS they have to listen to from ugly over the hill guys.