funny new website

hey everyone... i'm gonna be writing for a new Onion-style sports parody site based in baltimore called SportsCrab. please check it out and spread the word.

here's the first one i did, about Pacman Jones signing with Cincy:
Pacman Looks Foward to 3rd Strike With Bengals : Sports Crab (http://sportscrab.com/football/pacman-looks-foward-to-3rd-strike-with-bengals/)

next one will be about how Vinny Cerrato wishes he still had a job so he could sign JaMarcus Russell....

thanks.

hey everyone... i'm gonna be writing for a new Onion-style sports parody site based in baltimore called SportsCrab. please check it out and spread the word.

here's the first one i did, about Pacman Jones signing with Cincy:
Pacman Looks Foward to 3rd Strike With Bengals : Sports Crab (http://sportscrab.com/football/pacman-looks-foward-to-3rd-strike-with-bengals/)

next one will be about how Vinny Cerrato wishes he still had a job so he could sign JaMarcus Russell....

thanks.

Probably more truth to that than not

While Jones might be switching teams and zip codes for the 2nd time in his career, he’s also looking to make another change. “I’m not really pushin’ the ‘Pacman’ nickname any more. I just wanna be Adam. Y’know, like the original man Adam. That dude was a bad ass. He woke up in the middle of nowhere, was the only person around. Eden sounds nice, but it musta been boring. Like worse than Cincinnati. So dude just ripped his own rib out like BAM! He made himself a fine woman outta that rib and then it was on. Then I think on the next day he made it rain.”

Classic

Man, why are you starting a thread on a sport parody, that don't got nothing to do with the warpath. why, why, why, i oughta... ugh, what the heck and who the (@#$@.

Phew that was fun, good luck with the Crab lol

Man, why are you starting a thread on a sport parody, that don't got nothing to do with the warpath. why, why, why, i oughta... ugh, what the heck and who the (@#$@.

Phew that was fun, good luck with the Crab lol


hahahaha!

goddammit i dont care about the bengals or pacman or cerrato or russell aaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, why are you starting a thread on a sport parody, that don't got nothing to do with the warpath. why, why, why, i oughta... ugh, what the heck and who the (@#$@.

Phew that was fun, good luck with the Crab lol

What do you expect from a Raiders fan?

While Jones might be switching teams and zip codes for the 2nd time in his career, he’s also looking to make another change. “I’m not really pushin’ the ‘Pacman’ nickname any more. I just wanna be Adam. Y’know, like the original man Adam. That dude was a bad ass. He woke up in the middle of nowhere, was the only person around. Eden sounds nice, but it musta been boring. Like worse than Cincinnati. So dude just ripped his own rib out like BAM! He made himself a fine woman outta that rib and then it was on. Then I think on the next day he made it rain.”

Classicchanneling Emmitt.

next one will be about how Vinny Cerrato wishes he still had a job so he could sign JaMarcus Russell....



as promised

Cerrato Dying to Sign Jamarcus Russell : Sports Crab (http://sportscrab.com/football/cerrato-dying-to-sign-jamarcus-russell/)

LOL last three paragraphs. . Dude gets down for a white boy

just posted a story about the Ken Griffey incident