Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly

sounds like a third party may be entering the fray

EwokNews

why can't i just find a reallife oompa loompa? i want one so bad. i've got 3 munchkins- just need to complete my collection!damn u WillyWonka

half a minute ago via web

.....there are also underlying "facts" that they are reporting. Take, for example, the Oompa Lumpas, JLC reported that an unamed source who is a close friend of someone that banged Willie Wonka's ex girlfriend, says the Oompa Lumpas would like to work for Hershey. That must mean only one thing...they no longer want to be with Willy and they hate him. It can only mean that. What would the unnamed source gain by submitting false information to a member of the media?

Damn 12th! I can see why D-Rave dumped you now. How you gonna creep on her like that?

@RockC_Trey1

Working out with Oompas today! Could be one by midnight!

Don't the oompa loompa's look abused? physically and sexually? lol

http://www.belch.com/img/cosoompa.jpg

Clearly the munchins are not gay I mean they were all over Dorothy

http://i553.photobucket.com/albums/jj370/blueberry62/Wizard-of-Oz-w16munchkinland.jpg

The final battle:
http://derbyimages.woot.com/Beefcoat/Oompa_Loompa_Vs._Munchkin-vikjfq-s.jpg

Oompa Loompas vs the Munchkins would make a great pay per view!!!!!!

I don't want to speculate on his motives, but I wouldn't go as far to say he dosen't care. He does care, and there still may come a time before this is all said and done that he will take the time to clear the air.

Contrary to some opinions, Haynesworth has many supporters here in the Washington area, not so much among the fair-weather crowd, but the longtime fans here have always had a way of supporting their players. He'll always have his detractors, but for the most part fans here want to see him be a success story.

AH needs to just diffuse the situation by being honest about his apprehension about going to the 3-4 and just leave it at that. Nobody is going to really bite on a trade for AH with that ungodly salary, so he should just play it out. Who knows, maybe he can thrive in the 3-4!!!

Oompa Loompas have cool pants though. Where else do you see pants with points on the sides? Well besides Germany in WW2 and old horse riding pants?

JaredLameCanthearya

AH in the Battle for LoompaLand today. Reportedly he ate 3 - 4 OompaLoompas, sources close to him say he hates those 3'-4" people.

JaredLameCanthearya

Munchkins responded by quickly posting 4'-3" measuring sticks on all scarecrow posts