Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly

Credskins Oompa link just made this thread worthwhile again

Uh oh, here's a malcontent. Uh oh media pundits. Go jump on this story. Uh oh this suck ass team has a malcontent. He wants to be traded. He's a selfish bastard. He must be lazy. The team should get rid of his arse for not being a team players. Come on media pundits you were on AH like white on rice.... better jump on this story. No one saw this coming. ....

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I dunno, I think the whole Schneed/Hessy feud was simply a cover-up for their unrequited deep carnal desire for each other.

You were, I am sorry to say, just her safe date.


Joe, first of all thanks for weighing in on this family matter. I have the utmost respect for you.

I was just asking Hess (I call her Hess around the house) what was the nature of her relationship with Schneed. I'll PM you with the details.

12thMan

Since April 9, there have been major floods in Tennessee, the Oompa Loompas have signed a peace treaty with the Munchkins, Gordon Brown has resigned, DynamiteRave dumped 12thMan (he'll tell you it was mutual), and Holy Cross named Morocco Brown's brother their men's basketball head coach

These are all things that happened....or are rumored to have happened

.....there are also underlying "facts" that they are reporting. Take, for example, the Oompa Lumpas, JLC reported that an unamed source who is a close friend of someone that banged Willie Wonka's ex girlfriend, says the Oompa Lumpas would like to work for Hershey. That must mean only one thing...they no longer want to be with Willy and they hate him. It can only mean that. What would the unnamed source gain by submitting false information to a member of the media?

Joe, first of all thanks for weighing in on this family matter. I have the utmost respect for you.

I was just asking Hess (I call her Hess around the house) what was the nature of her relationship with Schneed. I'll PM you with the details.

12thMan

I know there is some kind of inside story to all this. :) I just wish I could put names, faces, and personalities together. I think I'd get the full picture then. It's still funny.

Off-Topic i know, but I do not have sufficient posts to start a new thread; however, i know there are a lot of people on here from the Richmond area and I have no other way of posting this: Come out to the Richmond Flying Squirrels game tomorrow (Thur, May 13) to meet Redskins great Joe Washington. Meet and greet and will be signing autographs. Here is the link:
or no link because i can't do that either :benched: just look up richmond flying squirrels and you will find their webpage.

Off-Topic i know, but I do not have sufficient posts to start a new thread; however, i know there are a lot of people on here from the Richmond area and I have no other way of posting this: Come out to the Richmond Flying Squirrels game tomorrow (Thur, May 13) to meet Redskins great Joe Washington. Meet and greet and will be signing autographs. Here is the link:
or no link because i can't do that either :benched: just look up richmond flying squirrels and you will find their webpage.

this is better than half the crap in this thread anyway

Redskins' Great Joe Washington, May 13th | Richmond Flying Squirrels News (http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100511&content_id=9962368&vkey=news_t3410&fext=.jsp&sid=t3410)

isn't the new mascot named nutzy?

.....there are also underlying "facts" that they are reporting. Take, for example, the Oompa Lumpas, JLC reported that an unamed source who is a close friend of someone that banged Willie Wonka's ex girlfriend, says the Oompa Lumpas would like to work for Hershey. That must mean only one thing...they no longer want to be with Willy and they hate him. It can only mean that. What would the unnamed source gain by submitting false information to a member of the media?

See this is the kind of irresponsible journalism I'm talking about. Willie Wonka is gay and everyone knows it! What ex-girlfriend? :doh:

Apparently not all rumors are true, the war is still hot:

Oz_News

#Bottomlineis #OompaLoompa is on the verge of #extinction 12:48 AM May 11th via txt


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I don't like the looks of it. #oompaloompa about 17 hours ago via txt