F....Paper Cuts

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GMScud
04-22-2010, 06:42 PM
do yourself a favor when pontius is on a farm with some horses leave the room or skip to the next scene

I dry heaved and ran to bathroom because I thought I was going to throw up all over the couch. That was so awful. I get that spitty mouth just thinking about it. The urine snow cone was a close second. Why I ever watched those movies I still don't know.

MTK
04-23-2010, 08:12 AM
I used to like the Jackass show, but I skipped the movies after hearing about some of the crap they did.

MTK
04-23-2010, 08:13 AM
Not if you have a sharp blade and good technique. The best ones come from Israel.

I do a pass with and then one against. (re-lather for each pass of course)

My face is like a baby's bottom.


TO the electric recommendation...I've had 2 of them...feel like sandpaper afterward. I've never had a good shave from an electric.


Oh...paper cuts...yeah, I get a lot of them as an accountant. Hate them.

But, the real pain comes when you get a cleaning chemical in a paper cut. You could not even know you had a cut until you get the wrong chemical in it...then it opens up like a taco shell and turns red as it burns like Mount Wannahockaloogie erupting.

What are you using exactly? Give us the hook up :)

firstdown
04-23-2010, 10:00 AM
Girls its just a papper cut.

MTK
04-23-2010, 10:08 AM
Ah yes the dreaded papper cut, the extra P is for PAIN!

724Skinsfan
04-23-2010, 10:17 AM
Girls its just a papper cut.

lol That had to be intentional.

mredskins
04-23-2010, 10:39 AM
lol That had to be intentional.


If I was a betting man I say no.

firstdown
04-23-2010, 10:41 AM
If I was a betting man I say no.
Actually that time it was just a typing error.

mredskins
04-23-2010, 10:54 AM
Actually that time it was just a typing error.


So I won the bet. So your other spelling errors are all on purpose not just a typing error?

firstdown
04-23-2010, 11:40 AM
So I won the bet. So your other spelling errors are all on purpose not just a typing error?
No most of them are spelling errors.LOL

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