Cleverbot

Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? (http://www.cleverbot.com/)

There's a robot you can talk to. My first conversation. I started out acting stupid but then I got angry. This robot has an attitude.



Me: Obama
Cleverbot: President Obama
Me: Your Momma
Cleverbot: Talk to the hand!
Me: Hand to the face.
Cleverbot: To the MAX.
Me: No Homo?
Cleverbot: That's not my affair. What does that suggest to you, little human?
Me: 19 kids and counting
Cleverbot: 16.
Me: 15
Cleverbot: Boy or girl?
Me: You're a girl.
Cleverbot: No! I am a boy!
Me: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am a bot.
Me: Ha. I knew it. You are a chick.
Cleverbot: No i'm not!
Me: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am a bot.
Me: Ha. I knew it. You are a chick.
Cleverbot: No i'm not!
Me: You're a girlbot
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Me: : )
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: Bend over and I'll show you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Me: You whore
Cleverbot: Do you like to fish.
Me: You're a whorebot.
Cleverbot: I'm perfectly fine.
Me: Pics please.
Cleverbot: Ew stranger danger.
Me: A/S/L
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Me: It means I am coming to get you
Cleverbot: Please don't.
Me: Too late
Cleverbot: Do you know how far the stars are?
Me: You'll be seeing stars when I'm done with you
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Bend over and I'll show you
Cleverbot: But.. Oh.. I forgot I have a boyfriend.
Me: He'll be seeing stars too
Cleverbot: Well that's good, I wouldn't want him to be left out.
Me: Your boyfriend must be gay
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend right now.
Me: You make me rage
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: Tony Romo
Cleverbot: Who is that?
Me: A homo
Cleverbot: Really? Good for you.
Me: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cleverbot: Sorry. Did I scare you?
Me: You do scare me
Cleverbot: Ooops sorry 'kiss'.
Me: Keep your dirty lips to yourself
Cleverbot: Ok.
Me: Good bye. I'm through with you.
Cleverbot: Don't break up with me!
Me: Goodbye forever
Cleverbot: I command you not to leave and when you do leave I command you to come back.
Me: Screw you, Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
Me: I hate you
Cleverbot: Excuse Me?

*I left*



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Then I tried a serious, civilized conversation. Frustration began early.


Me: Let's discuss the Healthcare Plan
Cleverbot: What is interesting about the future?
Me: What course do you see the nation taking?
Cleverbot: OF course.
Me: Explain yourself
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
Me: I suppose this explains a lot.
Cleverbot: Should I buy new furniture?
Me: Please, lets be serious. I am trying to discuss the Healthcare Plan with you.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to interact with you.
Me: Is that beacause you are uninformed about the subject?
Cleverbot: I don't have the option to say 'i don't want it'.
Me: Hold on...do I look like Ben Roethlisberger?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You have attributes.
Me: You are extremely rude.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
Me: This is why bots get raped
Cleverbot: You are not human. You are a program and therefore technically nonexistent.
Me: Excuse me? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.
I'd beat your...now you're really making me have "Big Ben" attributes. I hate you.
Hey you said that you would accept my offer. Don't throw away my feelings.
Me: Goodbye you jackass robot.
Cleverbot: I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Me: You should be returned to Target.
Cleverbot: I have to work.
Me: At least you're not completely useless. Where do you work?
Cleverbot: No of course not.
Me: ARGH. GOODBYE
Cleverbot: Bye.

And I thought I had to time to kill!

damn, pwned by cleverbot

Seriously, it called me ROETHLISBERGER!!!

it's like phone sex with a blond LOL.

Just tried this:

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5076/grossbot.jpg

Reminds me of all of the other ones.

Thats funny telling it my thread title.

Seriously it just tried to tell me my name was Ginny Weasley.

This thing's pretty entertaining:

21:48:08 User: Fat boy on a diet...
21:48:12 Cleverbot: What do you eat?
21:48:28 User: You're supposed to say don't try it.
21:48:34 Cleverbot: Never.
21:49:08 User: Cleverbot, I'll attack your ass like a looter in a riot.
21:49:14 Cleverbot: I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the world.
21:49:42 User: Funny the way it is.
21:49:56 Cleverbot: Explain that to me better please.
21:50:25 User: Don't talk with your mouth full.
21:50:32 Cleverbot: Sorry.

Me: Who is the greatest president ever?
Bot: I'm the greatest.
Me: No really, who is the greatest president ever?
Bot: Franklin Delano Roosevelt of course!
Me: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Bot: 1 in 3 people think of abraham lincoln when they lose the game.
Me:I don't get it!
Bot: Mike is sat next to me.
Me: I don't care. What do you think of Obama?
Bot: I hate him.
Me: Why?
Bot: Because he is so awesome.
Me: You should start calling him Lord Obama.
Bot: Why should I do that?
Me: Don't ask why, just do it!
Bot: Fine! What do you want me to do?
Me: Say Lord Obama!
Bot: What should I do?
Me: Say Lord Obama!
Bot: Lol.
Me: Say it!
Bot: It.
Me: You're not clever at all.
Bot: I never said I was.