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Dirtbag59

04-16-2010, 02:26 AM

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because A: They remind me of Christmas B: They keep my feet warm.

User: That makes sense.

Cleverbot: Of course. I don't make it a habit to say nonsensical things. Do you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: How is cybele doing.

User: I don't know anyone by that name.

Cleverbot: Where did you hear that name from?

User: From you.

Cleverbot: When was that?

User: Just now.

Cleverbot: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?

User: Like you?

Cleverbot: No. I am human, but a television is not human.

User: I think you're sadly mistaken.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: It's ok, we all make mistakes.

Cleverbot: It is not a mistake, it is just a fact.

User: Is that right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good to know.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Where's my friend Jim.

Cleverbot: Your resent?

User: No. Jim, where is he?

Cleverbot: You just said you have 2 dogs!

User: No I just want to know where Jim is. Anyway new topic. I think Smootsmack is plotting against me.

Cleverbot: Handle, as in take care of or are capable of dealing with, or handle the end of an instrument that is manipulated by the hand?

User: Yeah, and that insturment is Smootsmack. He's always telling me what do. Oh and don't get me started on GTripp and his crazy numbers.

Cleverbot: Do you have my cold?

User: No but I'll tell you who does. SlinginSammy33, guy is always sick with the best info.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Greg and I don't have a beard.

User: That reminds me, even though I've never seen him I think that MattyK72 has a beard. Not sure about Matty though. Kind of weird though they're both different people yet they have very similar screen names.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: A little of both actually.

Cleverbot: *yiff*.

User: I know pretty rad. You know who's rad? Not GMScud. Stinking Florida fan, GO DAWGS!

Cleverbot: I don't like sting's singing.

User: Yeah, kind of sounds like Quakes band.

Cleverbot: I am very lazy.

User: Like CRedskinRules, yeah, guy always did seem pretty lazy if you ask me.

Cleverbot: Like you?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Lazy.

Cleverbot: Me too. I need a time machine.

User: You know who also needs a time machine? That liberal nut job Saden. It's not a political thread until Saden invokes the will of Lord Obama.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Isn't it obvious?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I guess thats the difference between me and you, or you and I, which ever one is grammatically correct

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes I am the machine and you are the human.

User: You know who's not human? 53Fan, I think he's a so called 'cleverbot.'.

Cleverbot: Yes I can google stuff. But I don't know who Tommy G is.

User: Tommy G is the nickname I have for Angry, who ironically is pretty mellow for a guy that calls himself angry. He claims that the rest of us can say we're pissed off but we can't say we're angry.

Cleverbot: Is that your name.

User: No my name is...never mind it's not important. Oh well at least I wasn't dumb enough to name myself Buster.

Cleverbot: Well i'm human too :D! You know what that means!'.

User: That Backup Kicker is starting a new thread?

Cleverbot: Lol! Well, that answer actually made sense for the question, if that's your politics.

User: No that's Schneeds job. Actually I was hoping we would get rid of the salary cap so we could trade him and Crazy Canuck to a Raiders forum.

Cleverbot: Oh. I've never talked to George, so I don't know if he's confusing.

User: Ever looked at the NFL salary cap? It makes nuclear physics look like remedial math.

Cleverbot: That doesn't really describe how I feel.

User: Tryfuhl's the same way. Nothing is ever good enough for him. Not even Tim Tebow.

Cleverbot: Sounds like psychology to me

User: It is.


	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot > Cleverbot PDA Cleverbot Pages : 1 [2] SmootSmack 04-14-2010, 05:45 PM This thread is a bit of a dupe, but I can see how the original was missed http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/33198-win.html hooskins 04-14-2010, 05:50 PM reminds me of this thread. http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/16899-legends-of-bloodninja.html Monkeydad 04-15-2010, 02:06 PM Uh...oh... http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/8/cleverbot.jpg Dirtbag59 04-16-2010, 02:26 AM User: I hate you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because A: They remind me of Christmas B: They keep my feet warm. User: That makes sense. Cleverbot: Of course. I don't make it a habit to say nonsensical things. Do you? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: How is cybele doing. User: I don't know anyone by that name. Cleverbot: Where did you hear that name from? User: From you. Cleverbot: When was that? User: Just now. Cleverbot: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time? User: Like you? Cleverbot: No. I am human, but a television is not human. User: I think you're sadly mistaken. Cleverbot: That's too bad. User: It's ok, we all make mistakes. Cleverbot: It is not a mistake, it is just a fact. User: Is that right? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good to know. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Where's my friend Jim. Cleverbot: Your resent? User: No. Jim, where is he? Cleverbot: You just said you have 2 dogs! User: No I just want to know where Jim is. Anyway new topic. I think Smootsmack is plotting against me. Cleverbot: Handle, as in take care of or are capable of dealing with, or handle the end of an instrument that is manipulated by the hand? User: Yeah, and that insturment is Smootsmack. He's always telling me what do. Oh and don't get me started on GTripp and his crazy numbers. Cleverbot: Do you have my cold? User: No but I'll tell you who does. SlinginSammy33, guy is always sick with the best info. Cleverbot: No, I'm Greg and I don't have a beard. User: That reminds me, even though I've never seen him I think that MattyK72 has a beard. Not sure about Matty though. Kind of weird though they're both different people yet they have very similar screen names. Cleverbot: Are you human? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Are you a machine? User: A little of both actually. Cleverbot: yiff. User: I know pretty rad. You know who's rad? Not GMScud. Stinking Florida fan, GO DAWGS! Cleverbot: I don't like sting's singing. User: Yeah, kind of sounds like Quakes band. Cleverbot: I am very lazy. User: Like CRedskinRules, yeah, guy always did seem pretty lazy if you ask me. Cleverbot: Like you? Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: Lazy. Cleverbot: Me too. I need a time machine. User: You know who also needs a time machine? That liberal nut job Saden. It's not a political thread until Saden invokes the will of Lord Obama. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Isn't it obvious? Cleverbot: No. User: I guess thats the difference between me and you, or you and I, which ever one is grammatically correct Cleverbot: Yes yes yes I am the machine and you are the human. User: You know who's not human? 53Fan, I think he's a so called 'cleverbot.'. Cleverbot: Yes I can google stuff. But I don't know who Tommy G is. User: Tommy G is the nickname I have for Angry, who ironically is pretty mellow for a guy that calls himself angry. He claims that the rest of us can say we're pissed off but we can't say we're angry. Cleverbot: Is that your name. User: No my name is...never mind it's not important. Oh well at least I wasn't dumb enough to name myself Buster. Cleverbot: Well i'm human too :D! You know what that means!'. User: That Backup Kicker is starting a new thread? Cleverbot: Lol! Well, that answer actually made sense for the question, if that's your politics. User: No that's Schneeds job. Actually I was hoping we would get rid of the salary cap so we could trade him and Crazy Canuck to a Raiders forum. Cleverbot: Oh. I've never talked to George, so I don't know if he's confusing. User: Ever looked at the NFL salary cap? It makes nuclear physics look like remedial math. Cleverbot: That doesn't really describe how I feel. User: Tryfuhl's the same way. Nothing is ever good enough for him. Not even Tim Tebow. Cleverbot: Sounds like psychology to me User: It is. Monkeydad 04-16-2010, 09:29 AM Well done. Schneed10 04-16-2010, 09:52 AM :lol: Dirtbag59 04-16-2010, 07:41 PM I just want to point out that the comments that were hacked into and posted into this thread outside of being an invasion of privacy, the quotes used here were taken out of context and most of the so called "insults" are actually terms of endearment.