Roethlisberger's beef jerky sponsor deal ends

What happened to him? When he first got into the league it was all 'I'm disappointed that the NFL won't let me write bible verses on my shoes but I'll respect the leagues decision.' Now he's getting drunk and having sex in the bathroom of a dive bar in freaking Millidgeville, Georgia. MILLIDGEVILLE. Couldn't go to Athens, Buckhead, Savannah or even Duluth. Instead he decides to go to MILIDGEVILLE. That in and of itself is an error in judgement.

Rule of thumb, if you're going to engage in scandelous behavior then do it in a big town with a ton of distractions (ie Vegas), actually never mind Ben even found a way to screw up Vegas for himself. Tiger on the other hand was going out on dates with his mistresses in public and no one was saying a word about it. Large cities if you mess up it's over and done with in 15 minutes, small towns it sticks around for at least 10 years.

Here's an actual aerial shot of Millidgeville
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/20100119_0596MilledgevilleGa.JPG/220px-20100119_0596MilledgevilleGa.JPG

Yeah, had he gone to Buckhead the jerky deal problem wouldn't have ended.

Should've jerked his beef a bit more.

funniest thing i've read in a while dude...

also looking for, he was too interested in flabby roast beef curtains...

Strange, I think he's a perfect jerky spokesman.

less media and people in Millidgeville than Vegas

You know I don't think I could eat Beef Jerky with a picture of some guy on it to start with.

You know I don't think I could eat Beef Jerky with a picture of some guy on it to start with.
well just don't eat the bag and you'll be okay

I hear the Pemmican guy is a Skins fan

http://ozbo.com/images/T/58460CF.JPG