F. . . Parents who let their children run wild

So there I am trying to have a bite to eat with a nice gal. Behind me there were three young girls with two children. The kids were screaming and the girls clearly didn't know what to do. They were running all over the place too.

My lady said that children ought to be seen not heard. One of the hoochies didn't like that and starts to cuss out my lady. That didn't go over well with me and we'll just omit the rest of the story.

I've cussed out family members for letting their rug rats act a fool in a restraurant before. Am I in the wrong here? If some trollop starts cussing my table out, what law am I breaking if I throw a glass of water on her? Can I mace her? What about a stun gun?

I can understand a little giggle her, a little whine there, but this shit is outrageous! My mother would have slapped the taste out of my mouth had I acted like that. Am I being unreasonable here?

What Sayeth The Mob?

Should we merge this thread with...

http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/35261-f-people-who-tell-you-how.html?

Something tells me that if the parents let their kids run wild that trying to scold them with mother goose era phrases could lead to no good.

I think this is different? Actually I didn't read the other thread. This is specific for eating out. That and the fact I want free legal advice of tasering fat trollops in Portsmouth.

I hate wild children too, but I would have to honestly say that if you tazed my child, regardless of how mischievous they were being that I would go to jail for either assault or malicious wounding if not murder.

I hate wild children too, but I would have to honestly say that if you tazed my child, regardless of how mischievous they were being that I would go to jail for either assault or malicious wounding if not murder.

I was talking about the mother. No one is holding the children responsible.

I was talking about the mother. No one is holding the children responsible.

Then honestly you might get charged with assault or malicious wounding.

Edit: You taught me what trollop meant today.

How about doing the adult thing and just walking away?

Then honestly you might get charged with assault or malicious wounding.

So I'm supposed to sit there and let her cuss me? That's verbal assault. If someone comes up to your table and cusses out your woman, are you going to sit there and just let it happen?

Maybe you can just hit them (http://www2.nbc4i.com/cmh/news/crime/article/man_accused_of_striking_children_in_walmart_gets_1 50k_bond/33342/) while their parents aren't looking? That should incentivise them to keep an eye on their kids at all times.

Conone is accused of waiting until parents aren’t watching, moving in and striking children in the head with a key protruding from his fist.