Big Ben accused of sexual assault

He went into the bathroom with the girl....where no one was around...
I can see that now. They get into the bathroom and some dude is sitting on the pot. Ben knocks on the stalls door saying "dude you need to get out of here I'm trying to score". After a minute or so Ben bangs on the door again "dude I'm not joking I need that stall now and your stinking up the bathroom". The guy comes out and Ben pulls the girl into the stinking stall and they start to get down on the allready warm toilet seat.

Any girl willing to join a guy in a bathroom is pretty nasty to start with. Hey mom I want you to meet Susan we met in the bathroom of the local sports bar. She a really sweet girl and does not even mind urin soaked floors. Maybe Ben shot off when getting escorted to the VIP section.

Allegedly he followed her into the *girls* bathroom.

Or he is using roids or taking way too many amino acid tablets(legal roids). As a freshman, me, my roomie, and one of my suite mates had to use all the strengh we had to hold back our other suite mate(who was drunk as hell) from raping a female friend of his that was visiting us when he got back. The guy was drunk, but he was a bodybuilder, that was taking amino acid big time. The guy saw Heather( a rather shapely brunette) and went bonkers.
What the hell are you talking about?

hahahahahahahahahaha

I can see that now. They get into the bathroom and some dude is sitting on the pot. Ben knocks on the stalls door saying "dude you need to get out of here I'm trying to score". After a minute or so Ben bangs on the door again "dude I'm not joking I need that stall now and your stinking up the bathroom". The guy comes out and Ben pulls the girl into the stinking stall and they start to get down on the allready warm toilet seat.

You put way too much thought in to that... Based on personal experience? ;)

Welllll, the investigation should be interesting?
And on a more global level, does Big Ben maybe think.......maybe he needs to take stock of how he is spending off time. At least the ONLY off time that the media reports? I am confident the Steelers would appreciate it whether it is just or not........

Here's what I think...if the Steelers are in need of a QB, Jason Campbell would be perfect there. Campbell for Randle El!! Bring back the crabwalker!!!

What the hell are you talking about?

hahahahahahahahahaha

Actually, that's what a lot of steroid users say when their friends are like, "Damn Rick, you got really big really fast, how did you do it?" (Rick) Oh, I just been lifting and taking lots amino acids".

Here's what I don't understand about the NFL. Why are they so selective when it comes to suspending athletes? There's been plenty of players who have been suspended indefinitely prior to any convictions.

Or he is using roids or taking way too many amino acid tablets(legal roids). As a freshman, me, my roomie, and one of my suite mates had to use all the strengh we had to hold back our other suite mate(who was drunk as hell) from raping a female friend of his that was visiting us when he got back. The guy was drunk, but he was a bodybuilder, that was taking amino acid big time. The guy saw Heather( a rather shapely brunette) and went bonkers.

LOL. I don't know about all that. I've taken a supplement called N.O.Xplode off and on for a few years now when I train. It's got plenty of amino acids. I've never had any adverse side affects when sober or drunk. I think your friend who was taking "amino acids big time" may have been on something else as well.

Allegedly he followed her into the *girls* bathroom.


2 time Super Bowl Champion....Blumpkin Ben Rothlisberger