F...Idiots Who Walk Stupid

you might get one, maybe two, free passes. then its a hard shoulder. im 6'2" and 245 lbs. so im not budging

6'2 / 245 .... ladies and gentlemen ... I found our strongside LB ............ hello Mr. Allen , do I get a finders fee ???


If dmek played for Penn Manor, we don't want him. :D

There have been people in neighborhoods I've lived in that think it's a good idea to stop when they're passing their friends and start a conversation car to car, kind of like cops except these guys are blocking an area were cars go in and out. It's amazing how insensitive some people can be.

Even better, again in the ghetto...when they stop dead in the middle of their lane to say "yo" to their peeps sitting on their porch or better yet, to stop in the street instead of parking properly when picking up and dropping off their friends. Bonus points if they stop, THEN call someone in that building on their phone to come out to the car.

This happens nearly daily to be somewhere in the city. Where ever their car is becomes their parking spot. It doesn't matter if there is moving traffic behind them.

Even better, again in the ghetto...when they stop dead in the middle of their lane to say "yo" to their peeps sitting on their porch or better yet, to stop in the street instead of parking properly when picking up and dropping off their friends. Bonus points if they stop, THEN call someone in that building on their phone to come out to the car.

This happens nearly daily to be somewhere in the city. Where ever their car is becomes their parking spot. It doesn't matter if there is moving traffic behind them.

See this man knows my pain. Better yet in terms of driving the people on par with the ghetto types are those cocky bikers (of the pedal variety). I mean are you really waiting at the light when theres an empty sidewalk right next to us? Are you saying that you're so fast you can keep up with a car?

Don't get me wrong fitness is important but some of these bikers lack basic common sense. Maybe it's due to poor air circulation, I mean a lot of their clothes are way to tight.

"Share the road!" No, get on the damn sidewalk. If theres a patch you need to travel where theres no sidewalk then fine but otherwise use the damn sidewalk. You're not a car.

Actually never mind, the "ghetto" types are much worse, the bikers don't have systems that are way to loud. Instead they have headphones.

If dmek played for Penn Manor, we don't want him. :D
LOL ! I think he played for the " bad news bears " :)

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See this man knows my pain. Better yet in terms of driving the people on par with the ghetto types are those cocky bikers (of the pedal variety). I mean are you really waiting at the light when theres an empty sidewalk right next to us? Are you saying that you're so fast you can keep up with a car?

Don't get me wrong fitness is important but some of these bikers lack basic common sense. Maybe it's due to poor air circulation, I mean a lot of their clothes are way to tight.

"Share the road!" No, get on the damn sidewalk. If theres a patch you need to travel where theres no sidewalk then fine but otherwise use the damn sidewalk. You're not a car.

Actually never mind, the "ghetto" types are much worse, the bikers don't have systems that are way to loud. Instead they have headphones.
Umm cycling on the sidewalk can be pretty dangerous for bikers and pedestrians alike. Share the road. If it's congested or around 25mph I'll keep up with you, if you wanna go 35, wait till I allow you to pass after I've determined that it's safe. Not to mention some areas it's illegal to ride sidewalks. It's a bike not a stroller.

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so I wasn't the only one bothered by that haha

Umm cycling on the sidewalk can be pretty dangerous for bikers and pedestrians alike. Share the road. If it's congested or around 25mph I'll keep up with you, if you wanna go 35, wait till I allow you to pass after I've determined that it's safe. Not to mention some areas it's illegal to ride sidewalks. It's a bike not a stroller.

It's a street not the Tours De France!

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I'm glad someone finally noticed. It was totally intentional and now people only think that it looks like I'M the idiot.

:(

Umm cycling on the sidewalk can be pretty dangerous for bikers and pedestrians alike. Share the road. If it's congested or around 25mph I'll keep up with you, if you wanna go 35, wait till I allow you to pass after I've determined that it's safe. Not to mention some areas it's illegal to ride sidewalks. It's a bike not a stroller.

I'm talking about when the sidewalks are completely empty. Believe me I know. I use to bike myself even had the spandex shorts and schwinn bike though this was back when I was around ages 11-14.