The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon

Refactor Later...in other words don't spend time now getting the design right.

Our company has an Acronym for everything they do and I have no clue what 99% of them stand for and always have to stop someone using one so they can teel me what the hell thay are talking about.

Hey Matty, let's take this discussion off-line. I think we can leverage our assets and develop a holistic approach to maximize our synergy efforts across multiple platforms. I'll want to loop in the other mods as well. Then we can circle back with the group. This might be a tough putt but let's not trip over midgets here. We'll have to true up the results with our projections.

Our company has an Acronym for everything they do and I have no clue what 99% of them stand for and always have to stop someone using one so they can teel me what the hell thay are talking about.

Maybe they did it to help poor spellers

Hey Matty, let's take this discussion off-line. I think we can leverage our assets and develop a holistic approach to maximize our synergy efforts across multiple platforms. I'll want to loop in the other mods as well. Then we can circle back with the group. This might be a tough putt but let's not trip over midgets here. We'll have to true up the results with our projections.

Can I talk to your supervisor?

How about every "report" being dubbed a "matrix"

Our company has an Acronym for everything they do and I have no clue what 99% of them stand for and always have to stop someone using one so they can teel me what the hell thay are talking about.

Oh you must work for the US Army I am hand a full three ring binder every year. Got to love them!

Or how about any small talk? People ask if you have any plans for the weekend. Yeah I do, I am not gonna be around you.

TPS Reports.

Can I talk to your supervisor?

LOL. My current supervisor actually doesn't talk this way. Everything for him is in terms of a football game