A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas

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AsylumGuido
12-06-2009, 10:21 PM
And here is another I wrote last year that you may enjoy for this season.

God Rest You Jerry's Cowboy Fans
(sung to the tune of God Rest You Merry Gentlemen)

God rest you Jerry's Cowboy fans,
Let nothing you dismay,
Just dream that Tony Romo
Was born on Christmas Day;
To save you from the playoff glum
And that field goal replay.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

From Philly our division foe
A blessed Savior came;
And just like certain persons warned
Brought tidings of the same;
Now that your Valley Ranch is torn
there's only one to blame.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

"Fear not, then," said the owner,
"Because I'm none too bright;
This day I'll buy a Savior
Though fans it might incite,
To prove to you your trust in me
Through Pacman's power and might."

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

Now to the folks of Dallasland,
All you within that place,
And from the 'burbs and from the hood
Each other now embrace;
This annual tide, this Christmas slide
Hath brought forth more disgrace.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!



Lyrics by Guido

sandtrapjack
12-07-2009, 09:22 AM
Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.

firstdown
12-07-2009, 10:43 AM
Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.
Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.

TheMalcolmConnection
12-07-2009, 11:07 AM
Zing!

sandtrapjack
12-07-2009, 02:08 PM
Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.
Or the Redskins in August through December.

cpayne5
12-07-2009, 02:12 PM
Or the Redskins in August through December.

http://wakaaustin.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/crickets20chirpingjpg1.gif

Monkeydad
12-07-2009, 02:15 PM
Or the Redskins in August through December.

We've won in the playoffs more recently than Dallas.

Just saying. :)

Scott
12-07-2009, 02:17 PM
You know its a sad day as a skins fan when we argue with Dallas fans about who sucks more...

budw38
12-07-2009, 02:45 PM
Tuck Calls Flozell a 'Dirtbag' (http://bleacherreport.com/tb/b1Vgs) ... F. Adams ... a dirtbag .... LOL !!

KLHJ2
12-07-2009, 02:57 PM
It's a good thing that nickname didn't stick with our O-line. I might be offended.

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