Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?!

So the President of the United States actually held a "Trash Summit" with the VP, a cop and a Harvard professor?

All beer is pretty much trash. The only exception is an expensive beer, in a nice pub, served in a glass. Thats the only way to be classy while drinking beer. Bottles can go either way but usually they're trashy.

This post solidifies your status as A-1 douche.

All beer is pretty much trash. The only exception is an expensive beer, in a nice pub, served in a glass. Thats the only way to be classy while drinking beer. Bottles can go either way but usually they're trashy.

Beer snobs are trash

Favorite beer anyone?

Before my wheat allergies kicked in I drank a local beer mostly called Coldsmoke. The flavor is right there in the name if you're wondering. Post allergy I'm limited to rice beers and the handful of gluten free ones like Redbridge, which is pretty nasty. So anyway Asahi is my fav now. Possibly the driest beverage on the planet. You basically need to chase it w/ water.

Asahi, for those who want dry-mouth without smoking pot :)

i just looked but didn't find it i thought there was a beer thread, maybe it was just in the drunk thread, one of my fav's is about to arrive again heavy seas below decks, from clipper city it's a winter seasonal barley wine it's 10% abv it comes in four packs for a reason

My first impression of Jared Allen (not from the video)? A first class a**hole. Maybe i'm wrong but just a first impression. Then the Cooley, ketchup story.

I'm just guessing he still tosses back a few even after 3 DUI's.

So the President of the United States actually held a "Trash Summit" with the VP, a cop and a Harvard professor?

That's actually a very accurate description of that whole mess.

PBR isn't a trash beer anymore...it's the beer the young kids drink because they want to be "old school". It's actually decent, and I prefer it over most American Lagers.

Jared Allen is just a country bumpkin redneck having fun doing what he does. He's brash, a bit of an asshole maybe, and you hope he's learned from his legal troubles. But from that video, it seems to me he's loving life...good for him.

PBR is a classy trash beer. Bud is just straight up trash.
hahaha. and my dad has been knocking out PBR's ever since i can remember. he is 72 and still grogging. he used to send me and my brother to the distributor( when we were around 10 or 11 years old) with a ten dollar bill. come back with a case, and change. imagine someone doing that kind of thing now?

"When I walk up to you, your like....this guy is serious", and I pass and your like "Damn, that guy likes to party, with two RR's" Awesome. The Mullet is a dying breed.