Redskins Humor..

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12thMan
10-20-2009, 04:22 PM
Q. What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Washington Redskins.

Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?
A. To FedEx Field - they never touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Senior Citizen

Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. We may never find out in the 21st century.

Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

skinsfaninok
10-20-2009, 04:29 PM
Kinda corny man, but your right we f ing suck!!

12thMan
10-20-2009, 04:30 PM
yeah, I just did a cut paste job. it actually is pretty corny.

SC Skins Fan
10-20-2009, 04:32 PM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/foleyek/Misc/skinslogo.jpg

sandtrapjack
10-20-2009, 04:41 PM
Those are really old actually.

DBUCHANON101
10-20-2009, 04:45 PM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/foleyek/Misc/skinslogo.jpg

LOL Can we make THIS an AVATAR?

Monkeydad
10-20-2009, 04:47 PM
Those are really old actually.

I remember us posting Cowboys jokes on here a long time ago...there are SO many more Cowboys jokes. :D

tryfuhl
10-20-2009, 06:47 PM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/foleyek/Misc/skinslogo.jpg
looks about right

ArtMonkDrillz
10-20-2009, 10:45 PM
I just got this email:

CLEVELAND (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

RedskinRat
10-20-2009, 10:49 PM
Little David was in his class at Ross Elementary School when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so he teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley and let him do what he wants for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Redskins Front Office, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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