Drunk Thread

So the lady and child went to va for a weekend family reunion which means I get a hall pass this weekend. I live in upper fells point which is nice bc I can start bar hoping outside my door.
But I am writing for something much more important. I've come up with an ingenuous idea.
My lady's bday is in 3 weeks. I am going to buy and wrap her a present before she gets back and leave it in the closet where she will see it every day for 3 weeks.
Every she looks in the closet I will be scoring kinky sex points. Granted each time it will be very small almost negligible points but 5 times day for 21 days equals a lot of happiness for her. Every time she sees it she will be surprised and shocked I actually remembered and didn't last second half ass it.
Shit I will be scoring points during the week when I'm at work and not even home
Man I am one whopped whipped trained lap dog

can i still be consider drunk if I can still type properly? Got a nice buzz going right now yet I can still type properly. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I know my abc's won't you come and sign with me?

Yeah it's the holidays and jack Daniels I'd saying yeah Orc up

"orc up!" .. sounds like a battle cry for "man up!". i like it.

i dont know why im going to post this but ..

edit - im taking out the rather mundane story i posted. i dont think anyone wants to read about horse poop in an alleyway.

The old lady and I went to the restaurant we got married at for our 5th anniversary on the 29th. Since the in-laws took the kids for the night we made the poor choice of befriending the bar tender. We were useless the next day.

The old lady and I went to the restaurant we got married at for our 5th anniversary on the 29th. Since the in-laws took the kids for the night we made the poor choice of befriending the bar tender. We were useless the next day.

Yeah, befriending bartenders I found its easier on the wallet, but more physical pain the next day.

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she sd in clear terms: no dancing to nas.

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