Drunk Thread

http://http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/5070/photo27h.jpgwell, i beg to differ that im drunk but i suppose being supposed to the couch in the basement is suption enough. we went antiquin in olde elliciot city then went to woodberry kitchen for a 200 dollar dinner. i drank alot of micros including a stone wood chip ale, a plank ipa from delaware and the dogtoberfest beers as well as warm buca and bohs.

got a great story to tell on how i ended up not in bed with my lady and sleeping for my fantasy draft at 10 am tomorrow on the couch, it aint happen. i always get too pumped up the night before that i end up drinking to hard and then having to watch the game in a coma. anyways heres a lil something ..ate this ****ers eye ball, best part of him
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slright well aparently i dont know how to upload a pic to make it show up in the post, your not missing anything anyways. pretty much me looking like a gay redneck with a carcass in his hands...man i done pissed off my lady and am not lot allowed back upstairs WTF i can kick my own ass . . ps youd look pretty gay to in a web cam take your own picture thig so eff you!

ps my teeth really arent that white bright, must be the flash
pss i dont even know why i smilled liked a stupid person anyhpw, gezus christ . .. should have done a clenched jaw too cool to smile thing...seriously cant belive im not aloowed back upstairs ..man i hate yall

What do you mean you're "not allowed" back upstairs? Why let someone tell you what to do like that?

damn redskins..dont maske me look bad..grrrrrrrr!

im chillin like a villian!!!!

crap! tackle someone skins!


14-14 redskins....
drunk play by play.....rex is showing up....giants run game is unstopable.

eli stinking up the goint.

damn redskins..dont maske me look bad..grrrrrrrr!

im chillin like a villian!!!!

crap! tackle someone skins!


14-14 redskins....
drunk play by play.....rex is showing up....giants run game is unstopable.

eli stinking up the goint.

They had less than 80 yards combined rushing.
What are you drinking?
Grain alcohol?

Enjoying a Screwdriver. That's right, old school.

Enjoying a Screwdriver. That's right, old school.

Ah, the drink that caused many of my crazy escapades during college.

I discovered that I had a bottle of vodka in the house and little OJ. I was like what the f...

Give me the vodka, save the OJ for breakfast :)

They had less than 80 yards combined rushing.
What are you drinking?
Grain alcohol?

They quit running the ball because they got behind.....picking on a drunk guy -

:Flush:

dang it, im about 10 beers in and probably wont pass the eye ball test to get permission to go up to the bar for some wings or a cheesesteak during the ravens game from the lady later tonight.

well, im gonna try. ill expect the worst and not put up much of a fight. (the ladys pregnant so i have to tread lightly nowadays and already messed it up earlier today coming home an hr and 15 mins late when i said i was just going up for 30 mins).

edit - i enjoyed a pint of fat tire earlier today. quick story, talked with a guy whose company just got contracted to do their distribution for maryland (mostly eastern shore). he said while he has seen plenty of taps in random hallways, rooms etc of beer manufacturers hes never seen a tap in the bathroom like he did with fat tire. i might have told this already in this thread . .im a repeater, drives my lady nuts!

edit x 2 - well, i tactifully played it. sent her a txt from the tv room basement, shes on the 2nd floor bedroom, saying "what do u want to do for dinner? leftovers? delivery? go out?". no response. i then go to the 1st floor to post nonsense on warpath and she walks down to the kitchen, i ask if she has any ideas for dinner, she says she doesnt care, i say "we could order something delivery (insert names of quality expensive places that deliver)". she says "no". I say "well you mind if i go out to get something to eat/". she says "why would i care if you get something to eat?". game set match.

she clearly has underestimated my level of drunkeness, i credit my forethinking to not leave all the empty beer bottles near the kitchen sink and actually getting them out of sight and into the recycling bin out back as well as my best "im not drunk" voice when she came down. im not even hungry but i am out of beer . .err down to my last one.

sweeet, i dont score many of these victories my fellow skins fans! not this drunk, im not really that drunk, but normally im like a gremlin with rules. rule 1) no going out after having 10 plus beers. rule 1 is being BROKEN! rule 2) no whiskey . .man i hope i dont break rule 2.