Drunk Thread


over the mountain
09-21-2010, 12:59 PM
had to do a "penalty shot" this weekend. went to this bar that has a rule that you must completely finish your drink before you get a new one. sometimes my lady lets her beer get a lil warm and she wont finish the last quarter or so.

well she wants a new beer, he aint given her one til she comlies with the bar rules. (they owner actually screwed me one time. i ordered a gin n tonic, he made it virtually all gin, it was disgusting, i had to pour it out in the bathroom so i could get a new drink. bastard did it on purpose).

anyways, i grabbed her beer and finish it. bartender sees me. he declares a penalty shot, poured me a shot out of some bottle they had under the counter, not lined up with their normal liqs. it was clear, i say "what is this water?", down the shot, it was warm crappy gin with a taste of pickles or something.

well about 10 mins later my stomach starts churning and turning. f'in bastards.

denim_monger
09-21-2010, 01:51 PM
Sounds like maybe you was drinkin some shine i make some good stuff in my backyard trailer yeeeehawwww

over the mountain
09-21-2010, 02:32 PM
dang boy you got a backyard trailer to your trailer? lucky bastard. aint no way there both double wide thoo, i guarantee that.

Hog1
09-21-2010, 02:47 PM
had to do a "penalty shot" this weekend. went to this bar that has a rule that you must completely finish your drink before you get a new one. sometimes my lady lets her beer get a lil warm and she wont finish the last quarter or so.

well she wants a new beer, he aint given her one til she comlies with the bar rules. (they owner actually screwed me one time. i ordered a gin n tonic, he made it virtually all gin, it was disgusting, i had to pour it out in the bathroom so i could get a new drink. bastard did it on purpose).

anyways, i grabbed her beer and finish it. bartender sees me. he declares a penalty shot, poured me a shot out of some bottle they had under the counter, not lined up with their normal liqs. it was clear, i say "what is this water?", down the shot, it was warm crappy gin with a taste of pickles or something.

well about 10 mins later my stomach starts churning and turning. f'in bastards.

Hmmm. by the sound of it...pretty sure that's...Dog urine

Chico23231
09-26-2010, 02:13 PM
Want to go ahead give a shout out to another mighty damn fine beer I had many times with no complaints. Heavy Seas "Loose Cannon IPA" made by Clipper City Brewery out of B-more. Packs a punch at 7.25%, but this IPA has a moderate intial floral hop taste which finishes smooth with balance up front as well back. Surprising light IPA for such a smooth taste much like a Laganitas IPA or one of my favorite beers: Breckenridge Trademark Pale Ale. Give this unique, very floral, aromatic Clipper City beer a try. Cheers

Heavy Seas - Loose Cannon (Hop3 Ale) - Clipper City Brewing Co. - BeerAdvocate (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/898/25755)

MTK
10-03-2010, 09:53 PM
Savoring the win with a couple of these

Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale - Smuttynose Brewing Company - Portsmouth, NH - BeerAdvocate (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/141/11819)

One of the better pumpkin ales I've had.

MTK
10-20-2010, 04:40 PM
The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com (http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/TheWorstBeers.asp)

Chico23231
10-20-2010, 05:04 PM
The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com (http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/TheWorstBeers.asp)

When it comes to sh*tty beer here is what I prefer:
1. Bud Light
2. Southpaw Light
3. Bud Select

mredskins
10-20-2010, 05:46 PM
The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com (http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/TheWorstBeers.asp)


Funniest thing about that list is you could retitled it Most Profitable Beers in the World and it be fairly similar.


My Keystone Light a strong 16! Oh yeah!

MTK
10-20-2010, 05:52 PM
It it weren't for college kids, most of these beers would be non-existent. I was disappointed that Golden Anniversary wasn't on there. Worst beer ever in my book.

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