Drunk Thread

Yeah, Buxy's is a straight up Steelers bar. My buddy is a DJ down there and the owner of Buxy's gives him shit for being a Rams fan. I guess the next time you go you'll have to ask what a Joe Flacco is. Peach Schnapps?

Heading down to Smith Mountain Lake this weekend for a wedding. Supposedly the bride texted my wife today and said she left BJ's Warehouse Club with many many cases of beer and wine. I guess I'll be drinking nicely thyadais weekend.

thats pretty sweet. my buddy who lived in oc and an eagles fan is a dj too, does some bars in balt yada yhis is our 3rd night in oc. he worked at kurbys (awesome wings n burgers) fangers (we got 2 drunk to do the monday night deck party yesterdat see post above) and some other joint. i dont think he worked buxys but knew everyone there etc

just fuuny as shit to cat h flax for a jack n coke, which strangely i understtood as a 13 yr old drink

right now pretty much hammered on our balcony on 31st st w the lady passed out. justgot back from a beer run soprobably sitttin here gettin drunker. life is sooo good

thats pretty sweet. my buddy who lived in oc and an eagles fan is a dj too, does some bars in balt yada yhis is our 3rd night in oc. he worked at kurbys (awesome wings n burgers) fangers (we got 2 drunk to do the monday night deck party yesterdat see post above) and some other joint. i dont think he worked buxys but knew everyone there etc

just fuuny as shit to cat h flax for a jack n coke, which strangely i understtood as a 13 yr old drink

right now pretty much hammered on our balcony on 31st st w the lady passed out. justgot back from a beer run soprobably sitttin here gettin drunker. life is sooo good

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lol do u wanna konw whats a big fat putty cat. me swearing i dont need any lotion b/c i lived in diego for some mane years and now im freaking sun poinson burnt on my legs. my lady is loving the irony.

its like 90 degrees out here and im getting chills. man chills, but you know, the shit hurts.

I know all about it

during the summer my arms stay looking like they were rubbed with cherry pie filling

So I've got a drinking question: would losing 10 lbs make a big difference in your ability to metabolize booze?

I ask because Sat I drank the following: a big Vesper Martini (probably 5 shots total), three White Russians, a Contreau right after dinner and then a JW blue and a Hennessy (sp) later. I haven't been that drunk in a coon's age, but have definitely drank as much earlier in the year (before I lost some weight) w/o losing my ability to speak intelligibly...

So I've got a drinking question: would losing 10 lbs make a big difference in your ability to metabolize booze?

I ask because Sat I drank the following: a big Vesper Martini (probably 5 shots total), three White Russians, a Contreau right after dinner and then a JW blue and a Hennessy (sp) later. I haven't been that drunk in a coon's age, but have definitely drank as much earlier in the year (before I lost some weight) w/o losing my ability to speak intelligibly...

you prob drank less between those points?

lot of other variables

lol yeah my lady went from black to purple i just havent had the heart to tell her yet but the woman is purple purple.
i also just sat on her white sunglasses she just bought and broke them bitches in 2. **** considerin i just cleaned up a bp type b eer spill. idk man this guy might be down for the couunt. im gonna stick this pen in a beer can for mr tryful then im done. wooot woot

ps found a proper skins shirt that said bleed burgundy. was real close to buyin this shirt that said "i love my kids" then realized it was a lady tee with short pit sleeves n what not. excludin my stomach scar i think that belly tee looked fire. so i got a grouch shirt instead. really reaaly want that i love my kids tee considerin i dont got none for the next year or so. how easy is the pull out plan? aint failed me in years, all them suckers msut have wanted kids.

freakn suckers. ya aint foolin nobody!

tryful im shotgunnin this last one 4 u cuz (prolly 3) then im sleepin in a sand filled bed. i havent pissed the bed in years but all these natty lights got a brother!

lol yeah my lady went from black to purple i just havent had the heart to tell her yet but the woman is purple purple.
i also just sat on her white sunglasses she just bought and broke them bitches in 2. **** considerin i just cleaned up a bp type b eer spill. idk man this guy might be down for the couunt. im gonna stick this pen in a beer can for mr tryful then im done. wooot woot

ps found a proper skins shirt that said bleed burgundy. was real close to buyin this shirt that said "i love my kids" then realized it was a lady tee with short pit sleeves n what not. excludin my stomach scar i think that belly tee looked fire. so i got a grouch shirt instead. really reaaly want that i love my kids tee considerin i dont got none for the next year or so. how easy is the pull out plan? aint failed me in years, all them suckers msut have wanted kids.

freakn suckers. ya aint foolin nobody!

tryful im shotgunnin this last one 4 u cuz (prolly 3) then im sleepin in a sand filled bed. i havent pissed the bed in years but all these natty lights got a brother!

imagining you as an attorney lets me know that I still have hope

haha just playing man, I'll down a drink quick as hell for you too

So I've got a drinking question: would losing 10 lbs make a big difference in your ability to metabolize booze?

I ask because Sat I drank the following: a big Vesper Martini (probably 5 shots total), three White Russians, a Contreau right after dinner and then a JW blue and a Hennessy (sp) later. I haven't been that drunk in a coon's age, but have definitely drank as much earlier in the year (before I lost some weight) w/o losing my ability to speak intelligibly...

like tryful said lots of variables.

i had abdominal surgery last month then chilled on drinking after that so when i finally tied one on last week i was unintelligible drunk off maybe 10 drinks or so.

compared to what im used to before or days like today when i easily put 30 drinks down i was more hammered that first time back drinking than at any point. i basically get my normal soldier drunk on where i go hard all night but man last week, i swear i caught myse;lf stumbling and mumblin and it was weird to see me do it, especially since i could see myself doin it like i was watchin myself. but i got big drinking problems. if i dont go to bed now i run the risk of watchin the sun rise as i pound beer after beer.

also food has a big thing to do with my alcohol abilities. iff i dont eat all day then start to tie one on, its normally bad news and regret the next morning. today i eat likde 5 times so it doesnt matter what i drank, i aint gettin drunk no way no how, just suckin down calories. natty light but still they make fat boy fatter.

well im out woot woot go skins!!!:food-smil

ps im definetly stagin the crime scene that is her broken sunglasses. i think if i thrown them in the bottom of her bog beach bag thing she will think they naturally got broke. idk thoo i am not a good liar. dont k ow if i can play it off next mornin.

alright pen in hand, bed in mind. go skins!