Dallas Cowboys Release Jerry Jones

Dallas Cowboys Release Jerry Jones | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dallas_cowboys_release_jerry_jones?utm_source=a-section)

The Onion nails it as always.

LOL! Brilliant.

That said, they could easily have written that article about Snyder.

Funny. However, I think the franchise that tops the list of "Please fire our owner" has got to be Oakland. Seriously, why anyone would go to an Oakland game these days is beyond me.

LOL! Brilliant.

That said, they could easily have written that article about Snyder.

Without the quote about the 3 Super Bowls of course.

Laugh at AL Davis if you want, but that team is hella talented. I saw that San Diego game they got cheated out of.

Laugh at AL Davis if you want, but that team is hella talented. I saw that San Diego game they got cheated out of.

Talent only gets you so far, especially for Russell. Raider fan must be loving this.

Raiders assistant coach: JaMarcus Russell has gotten worse - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2009/09/raiders-assistance-coach-jamarcus-russell-has-gotten-worse/1)

Talent only gets you so far, especially for Russell. Raider fan must be loving this.

Raiders assistant coach: JaMarcus Russell has gotten worse - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2009/09/raiders-assistance-coach-jamarcus-russell-has-gotten-worse/1)

Ick. IMO JaMarcus had bust written all over him from day one. He's got a gigantic arm and literally nothing else. Isn't his completion % in the 30's right now? Putrid.