The Rant Thread

i hate that my brother tried to tell me i couldn't yell at his puppy if it ran behind my TV and got tangled in all the cords and unplugged have my universe. He tried to tell me that if i insisted on yelling at his dog, that he would yell curse words at my 6 year old. Everyone knows about brotherly love, i told him to get up and come over here and punch me now, because the moment he yells at my kid, his ass is grass. we had a stare off.

It's getting close to that time again, where i need to remind him who the BIG brother is.

hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.

hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.
This is a rant thread you need to save that for the Hypothetical thread.

hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.

I'd save the dog.

Sure the dog will die in 4 or 5 years. But thats my best friend. He'll fetch. Lick my face. Maybe even provide me with puppies I can adopt out to other families. He'll make the quality of my life a little better, even if for a short period of time.

Once Mike Vick fetches, licks my face and starts providing me with a source of income, I'll consider saving his.

But yeah. This is the rant thread.

Let the bitching recommence!

i'd save the dog.

Sure the dog will die in 4 or 5 years. But thats my best friend. He'll fetch. Lick my face. Maybe even provide me with puppies i can adopt out to other families. He'll make the quality of my life a little better, even if for a short period of time.

Once mike vick fetches, licks my face and starts providing me with a source of income, i'll consider saving his.insert "ron mexico" joke here
but yeah. This is the rant thread.

Let the bitching recommence!

I hate when people hit their horn the second the light changes.

I hate when people hit their horn the second the light changes.

Oh man, this is a serious way to get me aggravated. But, and Matty and the rest of the good drivers will rant at me about this, I nearly always will do the following, If the light changes, and for no fault of mine (in other words I'm not daydreaming or way late), and someone behind me honks before I can even hit the gas pedal, I pull an Eddie Murphy BHC on him, and wait at the light till it turns yellow, then I drive slowly until they pass me at which point I resume normal driving. Once I had a lady speed past pull in front of me, and drive 10 under the speed limit, which I thought was hilarious cuz she was the one in such a huge hurry she had to honk.

I try not to do this anymore, mainly cuz I don't wanna get shot by some maniac, but I REALLY hate people honking their horn like that.

Oh man, this is a serious way to get me aggravated. But, and Matty and the rest of the good drivers will rant at me about this, I nearly always will do the following, If the light changes, and for no fault of mine (in other words I'm not daydreaming or way late), and someone behind me honks before I can even hit the gas pedal, I pull an Eddie Murphy BHC on him, and wait at the light till it turns yellow, then I drive slowly until they pass me at which point I resume normal driving. Once I had a lady speed past pull in front of me, and drive 10 under the speed limit, which I thought was hilarious cuz she was the one in such a huge hurry she had to honk.

I try not to do this anymore, mainly cuz I don't wanna get shot by some maniac, but I REALLY hate people honking their horn like that.
Is that because she had a banana in her tailpipe?

Hate it when people won't let you change lanes. Yesterday I was trying to get into the left lane and the car behind me in the left lane was a good car length behind, so I put on my signal and start moving over and wouldn't you know he started speeding up and got right up my ass. I mean c'mon is that really necessary? It's not like I was cutting him off. We're in heavy traffic and you want to fight me for a spot? F'ing idiots.

Is that because she had a banana in her tailpipe?

No, earlier he was being followed, and waited for the Red Light. But very nice pickup :)