3 wishes

1. Chris Cooley's job

2. Chris Cooley's wife

3. Chris Cooley as my life coach

I doubt El Capitan will want to be your life coach after you've taken his wife and job.

1) Own the Skins and average 1 SB win for every 3 years of ownership (don't want to be too greedy and if no one else ever wins there's no challenge).

2) Ability to go back to points in my life with knowledge I have now and make different decisions. Kind of like a DVD with alternate endings and I can go back and do this multiple times (of course with no eternal repercussions for what I do) :FIREdevil

3) When I'm bored with #2 join my family & friends on the "up" elevator.

1) Power - Think Caligula...
2) Jerry Jones sells the Cowboys to Dolly Parton and she renames the stadium Dollyworld and makes the Dallas Star Pink.
3) figure out where Elvis, Tupac and Joe Crisp have been hiding.

1. Superbowl
2. World Peace
3. A repeat

1) To be the financial advisor for Schneed, Dmek, FRPLG, Quake, SmootSmack and receive 30% for managing their wealth. And since this is a wish, they'd have to pay me.

2) To own a ridiculous ranch somewhere in Montana.

3) Capture Bin Laden.