Predict Redskins Stats

OK, here are my realistic stats:

Campbell
1,980 yards, 10 TDs, 9 INTs

Brennan
1425 yards, 9 TDs, 6 INTs

Portis
798 yards rushing, 6 TDs
123 yards receiving, 0 TDs

Moss
67 receptions, 1,059 yards, 5 TDs

Cooley
91 receptions, 890 yards, 8 TDs

Devin Thomas
55 receptions, 821 yards, 5 TD

Malcolm Kelly
18 receptions, 199 yards, 0 TDs

Antwaan Randle El
34 receptions, 420 yards, 1 TD

Albert Haynesworth
43 tackles, 8 sacks

Brian Orakpo
61 tackes, 8 sacks

Carter
47 tackles, 10 sacks

DeAngelo Hall
71 tackles, 4 INTs

LaRon Landry
89 tackles, 3 INTs, 2 sacks

Team Offense
17th overall
13th rushing
17th passing

Team Defense
3rd overall
4th rushing
6th passing[/QUOTE]

Campbell
3,750 yards, 32 TDs, 10 INTs
Sacked 40 times for losses of 300 yards

Portis
1,350 yards rushing, 12 TDs
350 yards receiving, 1 TDs

Moss
71 receptions, 1,100 yards, 4 TDs

Cooley
80 receptions, 850 yards, 6 TDs

Fred Davis
35 recptions 425 yards, 4 TD's

Devin Thomas
47 receptions, 833 yards, 5 TD

Malcolm Kelly
42 receptions, 657 yards, 7 TDs

Mark Mitchell
25 receptions 455 yards, 4 TD's

Antwaan Randle El
40 receptions, 480 yards, 3 TD's
3 passes 27 yds, 1 TD

Albert Haynesworth
40 tackles, 4 sacks

Brian Orakpo
75 tackes, 5 sacks

Andre Carter
60 tackles, 8 sacks

DeAngelo Hall
80 tackles, 2 sacks, 4 INTs

LaRon Landry
75 tackles, 3 INTs, 2 sacks

Carlos Rogers
55 Tackles, 5 INT's

Team Offense
9th overall
6th rushing
12passing

Team Defense
2nd overall
2nd rushing
3rd passing


These are my stat's.

Yeah hate to burst your bubble but when you add up campbells yards to all your wide receiver yards thye dont match up campbell gets 3750 and the wr te rb and all them get like 4200 can you count

Orakpo 11 sacks , Landry 5 ints 5 sacks , Rogers returns a Romo Int for 6 and Big Al kicks the snot out of our Division Opps . Offense , What JSARNO said , except Portis over 1,200 yds . Offense top 15 , Defense top 5 , maybe top 3 ... err or top 2 ? We spank dallas twice , making Romo cry and TO begging to be traded back to the cowturds to help " his qb " :) Oh , and Colt helps Dole sell record 10,000,000 Pineapples in DC area :)

Yeah hate to burst your bubble but when you add up campbells yards to all your wide receiver yards thye dont match up campbell gets 3750 and the wr te rb and all them get like 4200 can you count

Ah, but you forgot that I predicted at Brennan would throw for nearly 10,000 yards. :)

Campbell
3,600 yards, 25 TDs, 9 INTs
320 yards rushing

Brennan
#2 QB, proposes to Jessica Simpson in Week 13

Portis
1,750 AP yards, 13 total TDs

Moss
65 receptions, 1,050 yards, 6 TDs

Cooley
70 receptions, 800 yards, 5 TDs

Devin Thomas
35 receptions, 525 yards, 4 TDs

Malcolm Kelly
25 receptions, 350 yards, 2 TDs

Antwaan Randle El
30 receptions, 400 yards, 2 TDs

Albert Haynesworth
50 tackles, 8 sacks

Brian Orakpo
70 tackes, 5 sacks

DeAngelo Hall
75 tackles, 8 INTs

LaRon Landry
65 tackles, 2 INTs, 4 sacks

Team Offense
9th overall

Team Defense
2nd overall

Antwaan Randle El: 12 fair catches...and then he'll be relieved of his punt return duties in week 3

Stephon Heyer/Jeremy Bridges: 11 holding penalties

Carlos Rogers: 10 "dropped" interceptions

Hunter Smith: 9 punts inside the 20

Clinton Portis: 8 rushing touchdowns

Jason Campbell: 7 INTs

DeAngelo Hall: 6 INTs

Chris Samuels: 5 False Starts

Phillip Daniels: 4 passes batted down

Shaun Suisham: 3 missed field goals over fifty yards

London Fletcher: 2 forced fumbles

And a Pineapple on the bench!

It's that time of the year. Predict how the Redskins, individually or as a team, will fare statistically in 2009.

I'll start:

Campbell
3,350 yards, 20 TDs, 10 INTs
Sacked 40 times for losses of 300 yards

Brennan
8,500 yards, 99 TDs, 0 INTs

Portis
1,350 yards rushing, 10 TDs
350 yards receiving, 0 TDs

Moss
71 receptions, 1,100 yards, 4 TDs

Cooley
80 receptions, 850 yards, 6 TDs

Devin Thomas
25 receptions, 325 yards, 1 TD

Malcolm Kelly
20 receptions, 250 yards, 3 TDs

Antwaan Randle El
40 receptions, 480 yards, 1 TD

Albert Haynesworth
40 tackles, 4 sacks

Brian Orakpo
75 tackes, 5 sacks

DeAngelo Hall
80 tackles, 4 INTs

LaRon Landry
75 tackles, 3 INTs, 2 sacks

Team Offense
13th overall
6th rushing
17th passing

Team Defense
2nd overall
2nd rushing
3rd passing


You have Campbell throwing for 3350 yards, but you have the recievers catching for 3355. Where is the mystery 5 yards?

Here is my guess, ARE takes an end around, passes to Fred Davis comming across the field on a shallow cross. He catches it for a gain of 5 yards and steps out of bounds while picking up a key first down during a 2 minute drill of the NFC Championship game.

Yeah hate to burst your bubble but when you add up campbells yards to all your wide receiver yards thye dont match up campbell gets 3750 and the wr te rb and all them get like 4200 can you count

let's see randle el throws some reverse throws, CP throws 1, Brennan throws some against Detroit and KC in mop up situations. Finally Kelly plays CB and gets yards off the interceptions which the statistician decides to mark down as receiving yards for him.

My prediction,

Low: 9-7
Middle: 10-6
High: 11-5

So no love for Mike Sellars this season? No TDs for him? I suspect he'll punch in a few, actually. And I think Rock will return at least 1 kickoff this year too.