Cooley Mocks Witten and Romo

Huh? Lets look at the similarities.

1. He's a white guy that at one point or another has sported an afro

2. He's big into drinking and partying (the video can probably atest to that).

3. He has a jersey number in the 40's

4. He's arguably our best skilled offensive player.

5. He came from the middle of nowhere (Riggins-Kansas, Cooley-Utah)

6. He plays with reckless abandon.

Trust me the guy definitely is this generations John Riggins. I'm just surprised it hasn't been pointed out earlier. As far as the video is concerned I thought it was kind of lame which is kind of surprising because usually his stuff is pretty funny.

And don't forget...................He steps onto the podium during fan appreciation day..............DRUNK! And proceeds to make a complete ass out of himself. One of the funniest things I'd seen in my life. He also bangs a Redskins cheerleader! Cashes his million dollar signing bonus check through the drive in window. Hey, We can go on and on. And SkinDogg if you want Cooley to tell Sonia to "loosen up baby"...................just give him your $1000 plate tickets then see what happens.

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

However, if you dump Jessica Simpson, there may be some truth to it. :D

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

Are you kidding me?!?!?!??! ITS FREAKIN HILARIOUS MAN! Its got a nice Zing to it. And look at Romo for once....................He looks like a homo! DUH!

1. Not cool. Talking smack when he's on the losing team of the rivalry? God forbid Romo tears our secondary apart...

2. George Allen and Joe Gibbs created/stoked the rivalry by keeping their heads down and did their talking on the field. Especially Joe.

3. Piss off the Cowboys? Why give them an incentive/momentum to beat us?!!! See Answer #1.

4. Look, I'm all for smack, but until we dominant the division, Cooley needs to shut it, because frankly i didn't see a lot of Chaos from the Captain last year. Did you?

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

I think you need to check your definition of smack talk. This is child's play and not serious bulletin board type of material. Cooley and Witten are cool with each other off the field and I'm sure Witten laughed this off as Cooley being the goof that he is.

Regarding Romo/Homo, sure it's played out and juvenille. Kinda like Deadskins, or Foreskins.

I think you need to check your definition of smack talk. This is child's play and not serious bulletin board type of material. Cooley and Witten are cool with each other off the field and I'm sure Witten laughed this off as Cooley being the goof that he is.

Regarding Romo/Homo, sure it's played out and juvenille. Kinda like Deadskins, or Foreskins.

The CEO where I work is a Raiders fan and says this. I hate it more than anything. Of course, I always get to ask him how his team did with a smirk, so...

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the fact that "Tony Romo" in the video is totally played by Colt Brennan. No doubt.

^ Yeah I can't believe it either.

wait, I did in the 4th post. ;)

And don't forget...................He steps onto the podium during fan appreciation day..............DRUNK! And proceeds to make a complete ass out of himself. One of the funniest things I'd seen in my life. He also bangs a Redskins cheerleader! Cashes his million dollar signing bonus check through the drive in window. Hey, We can go on and on. And SkinDogg if you want Cooley to tell Sonia to "loosen up baby"...................just give him your $1000 plate tickets then see what happens.

Don't forget his dong all over the Internet.

Thats Classic