chat with a stranger

There's a website out there called Omegle that will instantly connect you with another stranger for a chat session. I know, don't we chat with strangers all day here? I tried this out and here's what I came up with, let's see who can have the wackiest "stranger chat"

http://omegle.com/ (http://omegle.com/)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello stranger
Stranger: nobbly nuts
You: I have a task for you that involves mayonaise and twigs, can u comply?
Stranger: after ive eaten this kebab
You: daddy would you like some sausage?
Stranger: you know how your mums cut up in a bin bag yeah?
You: pop pop goes the weasel the weasel
Stranger: planet orion
You: word up dawg u feeling it
Stranger: sphyncter
You: peace yo, split it while you're hittin' it
Stranger: this kebab is so tasty
Stranger: man
Stranger: its like orgasmic
You: like you momma
Stranger: indeed
You: f'ing a man, f'ing a
Stranger: *farts*

30 more days. :)

Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere.

This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts"

I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation

Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere.

This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts"

I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation

love that idea

I did this once, I thought the idea was cool. It got stale quickly.

Strangers keep disconnecting from the conversations I start....and that kinda hurts. At least I know you guys will never leave me...guys? guys?

I just tried, Here is my conversation:

Stranger: hi.
You: Hello
Stranger: f/m?
You: I am wearing feety pajamas
Stranger: female or male?
You: male
Stranger: you are bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am having too much fun:


You: hello
Stranger: ca02ca0
Stranger: cam2cam
You: OOOOOh
You: I am wearing crotchless
You: Feety pajamas
Stranger: m/f
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh what the hell:


Stranger: eyyy
You: Breastfeeding sucks
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 28
You: but my mom is 58
You: and her nipples are disgusting
Stranger: D:
Stranger: thats nasty >.<
You: It's like sour milk too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere.

This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts"

I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation

THAT'S humor!
However, is there not a reality show in this? Where are they now? Who is the latest victim of SBF and his much touted and feared.........blender