Redskins to Restrict Large Tailgate Parties [Archive] - Page 11

tryfuhl

06-26-2009, 11:48 PM

Good Point! And while we're at it. I think we should also outlaw urinating in the porto potties. I mean, not outlaw it, but put a time limit on it! We should do that, because some people take a five minute piss. You know that? A FIVE MINUTE PISS!!! I don't know how the heck people can piss for that long, but they do it! You know what a five minute piss does to EVERYONE ELSE? It lines them up outside and they wait. And as they wait they end up having to go even more SO THEY END UP TAKING A FIVE MINUTE PISS!!!! Just because of one BUTTHEAD we all get screwed and nearly freakin die while trying to take a piss! And we should not allow this! It is wrong and immoral! Therefore, I propose that we put a 30 second time limit on it! If its over 30 seconds the porto pottie gets flipped over! That will teach them to respect! And get them to hurry the heck up at the same time!

There's a word for a 5 minute excretion. It's called pooping.


	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Commanders Football > Locker Room Main Forum > Redskins to Restrict Large Tailgate Parties PDA Redskins to Restrict Large Tailgate Parties Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 [11] tryfuhl 06-26-2009, 11:48 PM Good Point! And while we're at it. I think we should also outlaw urinating in the porto potties. I mean, not outlaw it, but put a time limit on it! We should do that, because some people take a five minute piss. You know that? A FIVE MINUTE PISS!!! I don't know how the heck people can piss for that long, but they do it! You know what a five minute piss does to EVERYONE ELSE? It lines them up outside and they wait. And as they wait they end up having to go even more SO THEY END UP TAKING A FIVE MINUTE PISS!!!! Just because of one BUTTHEAD we all get screwed and nearly freakin die while trying to take a piss! And we should not allow this! It is wrong and immoral! Therefore, I propose that we put a 30 second time limit on it! If its over 30 seconds the porto pottie gets flipped over! That will teach them to respect! And get them to hurry the heck up at the same time! There's a word for a 5 minute excretion. It's called pooping.