What's Your Phobia?

Hands down...... Thunderstorms. I refuse to be outside during them ever. I love watching them... but they freak the hell out of me.

I'll be at a party, hanging out... and a summer thunderstorm will roll in and I will lock up. I'll go inside and sit down and watch the weather channel for updates. I get nervous, pale in the face, the works. Everyone always says I'm crazy... but I still think its a legit fear. What the hell is scarier than lightning (one of the hottest things in the universe) and tornadoes? Answer... Nothing.

I'm afraid of running out of booze and pills.

Originally Posted by Slingin Sammy 33
I have Colt Brennan-a-phobia. I'm scared S***less of Colt Brennan taking a regular season snap

LOL Thats cold.

Right now I'm imagining a bar on top of the Sears Tower during a thunder storm with a hibachi chef in the middle and tons of people everywhere. Mice and rocaches are crawling all over the place and an MRI is chasing around Sammy with a bottle of visine. Also turns out the bar has run out of booze and the dealers don't have anymore party favors. All the while theres a press conference on the TV announcing Colt Brennan as the Redskins new starting QB because JC had an accident where he fell off a cliff. In the meantime the only way to leave the bar is to catch a ride on a helicopter.

Sweet dreams everyone.

I hate tight places, which really sucks because sometimes i help my friend do hvac work under houses. I can put up with it but definitely gotta muster up the willpower before i go in the crawlspaces.

And its wierd because even though i dont consider myself a safe person with my own dealings, im very protective of others. I'm always worried someone might hurt themselves, hard to explain.

When i was in the military i lived on the 3rd floor of the barracks. I was always afraid of drinking and goin on the stairs made of cement and falling and hitting my teeth on the steps and knockin em out. dont know why that always went through my mind,hence the reason i always drank in my room.

Snakes. On a plane. Seriously, never will be able to bring myself to watch the movie.

Right now I'm imagining a bar on top of the Sears Tower during a thunder storm with a hibachi chef in the middle and tons of people everywhere. Mice and rocaches are crawling all over the place and an MRI is chasing around Sammy with a bottle of visine. Also turns out the bar has run out of booze and the dealers don't have anymore party favors. All the while theres a press conference on the TV announcing Colt Brennan as the Redskins new starting QB because JC had an accident where he fell off a cliff. In the meantime the only way to leave the bar is to catch a ride on a helicopter.

Sweet dreams everyone.I guess you could describe Todd Collins as "gunshy".

Right now I'm imagining a bar on top of the Sears Tower during a thunder storm with a hibachi chef in the middle and tons of people everywhere. Mice and rocaches are crawling all over the place and an MRI is chasing around Sammy with a bottle of visine. Also turns out the bar has run out of booze and the dealers don't have anymore party favors. All the while theres a press conference on the TV announcing Colt Brennan as the Redskins new starting QB because JC had an accident where he fell off a cliff. In the meantime the only way to leave the bar is to catch a ride on a helicopter.

Sweet dreams everyone.

LMAO! Absolutely stellar post. Hardest I've laughed on this site in a while.

I'm over by the window with wobbly legs and I'm ready to faint like an old lady, 70chip, already agitated over the empty pill bottle in his pocket, is cussing out the bartender for being out of his favorite single malt, SmootSmack is ready to lose it because he's stuck next to the hibachi chef and can't get away because he's boxed in by the crowd, and SlinginSammy is watching Redskins Report on the flat screen behind the bar with tears rolling down his cheek while Colt does his first interview as a starting QB with Larry Michael. Meanwhile, we can't get RobH's pasty white ass out of the handicapped stall in the men's room because the power keeps flickering due to a lightning storm and we're on the top floor of a friggin skyscraper, Schneed had a few too many and is on the roof looking for his two year old daughter even though she's safely at home tucked in bed, and Frost is busy looking for 70chip because he heard he's got the Xanax hookup and his flight is booked for first thing in morning.

And to top it off, Dirtbag missed the whole thing because he's at home watching Friends and hiding from his fuzzy teddy bear.

I used to have real bad reaction to spiders. Not so much anymore, although I usually make the big ones I encounter a deal. I tell them , "You stay over there, I'll stay over here. As soon as you start coming over here though, you're dead!" But lately, I haven't really been that concerned about them.

I was watching "Dirty Jobs" one night & he was doing some spurlunking thing where he was gathering data from the bottom of a cave. At one point, he is trying to squeeze himself into this crevice between a floor & ceiling in an area in the cave & he gets stuck. I found myself gasping for air & kinda feeling like the world was suddenly very tight. It wasn't anything serious, but it made me realize that that is probably something that would scare the absolute shit out of me.